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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
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Welcome back His Royal Highness…Sean Connery. Well, that’s whos voice I hear.
Looks like Tiffany is on a Secret Mission for The King and ‘Should she be caught or killed, The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of her actions’.
I look forward to the day that the pieces come together for Peonie, and she fully sees all the dimensions of the game.
Her natural charm, combined with what could be a regal elegance that should more than age well, refined skills in combat, and a full grasp of the political game would be a combination that would even make her father go a little pale.
I can’t go over again how much Urtica and Tiff/Typh GET each other. Seriously if it weren’t for the fact that they each want separate things out of life (Urtica needs to make sure his country is looked after/Typh/Tiff refuses to settle down) I COULD EASILY see them as a couple.
You are mistaken about one thing, it’s not that Typhan-Knee doesn’t to settle down, he almost agreed to marry the King. What made Typhan-Knee turn it down hard was that Urtica wanted to turn him into a baby factory.
What Doug said. That was a misunderstanding on early Tiff’s part that current Tiff wouldn’t have. More importantly even current Tiff/Typh has said the palace has to many rules for her.
Do they have some sort of magic wi-fi that sends sales data to remote printers (or a set of quantumly entangled magic quills)? If it came by land then he is looking at something that happened weeks ago.
King Urtica’s Rule of Ruling #23: Always claim that something’s part of your plan even if it makes you want to scratch your head and wonder “what in the heck is she doing”?
Actually… I’ll bet Urtica HAS forgotten about the card and that the receipt for a novelty T-Shirt purchase is supposed to be a trigger for one of his OTHER plans, which Tiff has nothing to do with….
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Welcome back His Royal Highness…Sean Connery. Well, that’s whos voice I hear.
Looks like Tiffany is on a Secret Mission for The King and ‘Should she be caught or killed, The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of her actions’.
Well, that will be easy than thought: the Secretary truly knows nothing 😛
Odd, I always hear Jeremy Irons when reading his Royal Highness.
Didn’t the last time Princess P-cups tried to figure out what her coniving three d chess playing father was up, is the reason she is on this trip?
Up to.
I look forward to the day that the pieces come together for Peonie, and she fully sees all the dimensions of the game.
Her natural charm, combined with what could be a regal elegance that should more than age well, refined skills in combat, and a full grasp of the political game would be a combination that would even make her father go a little pale.
That last panel. XDD
I can’t go over again how much Urtica and Tiff/Typh GET each other. Seriously if it weren’t for the fact that they each want separate things out of life (Urtica needs to make sure his country is looked after/Typh/Tiff refuses to settle down) I COULD EASILY see them as a couple.
You are mistaken about one thing, it’s not that Typhan-Knee doesn’t to settle down, he almost agreed to marry the King. What made Typhan-Knee turn it down hard was that Urtica wanted to turn him into a baby factory.
One (male) baby is hardly a factory. It is more like an art studio custom commission. I bet Urtica has very skilful artist’s fingers too.
What Doug said. That was a misunderstanding on early Tiff’s part that current Tiff wouldn’t have. More importantly even current Tiff/Typh has said the palace has to many rules for her.
Now that I think about it maybe the problem isn’t so much settling down as the place where settling down would happen.
OMG, you have got to love Urtica. He is such a chessmaster!
OH, YEAH!!!
It may seemed like a small thing, novelty t-shirt, but Urtica has things planned far ahead of everyone.
So Cool.
I still want that shirt. Make it so. Please please please?!?!???
Do they have some sort of magic wi-fi that sends sales data to remote printers (or a set of quantumly entangled magic quills)? If it came by land then he is looking at something that happened weeks ago.
Urtica The Guy that is the Real Dark Overlord
Art error detected: Typh’s forelock is missing!!! Send for… The Barberian!!!!
Sorry, he’s still a little… “tired out”.
The only bit of plot armor I can see…. The receipt got there *how fast* ?
I thought about putting a “X TIME later…” box in the last panel, but I felt it disrupted the flow of the joke.
I wonder If Tiff Is in on it .. the Wording The Signal…Not ha ha I am tracing Tiff But they sent me a Signal…
Of course she’s in on it
King Urtica’s Rule of Ruling #23: Always claim that something’s part of your plan even if it makes you want to scratch your head and wonder “what in the heck is she doing”?
He probably takes tips from Baelish and occasionally does stuff at random just to throw his enemies off balance as well.
Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and the fleetest toes can ever outfox the Fox! =^_^=
🙂
Actually… I’ll bet Urtica HAS forgotten about the card and that the receipt for a novelty T-Shirt purchase is supposed to be a trigger for one of his OTHER plans, which Tiff has nothing to do with….
This sounds COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE, not to mention hilarious.
Urtica playing 4-D underwater chess while his enemies play checkers. So much winning! ;D
Ah, Urtica! Hands down my favorite character in this series, lol.
Ha. Hahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA!?
Oh, Urtica, you utter, utter troll.