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Howdy, New Readers! Thanks for reading Exiern!
Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
Exiern contains mature themes and is best for readers 18+.
For a barbarian, she has some amazingly complex vocabulary and sentence structuring. Or maybe it’s all smart-sounding hooey. Anyway, that first thing she said was confusing as hell.
Is it me, or is the text really really small on this one? I mean get out my magnifying glass tiny?
Hmm, just me or is the text a bit small on this page? I’m having trouble reading it.
I will investigate the text when I get home!
Sane problem here.
Right-click, open image in new tab, click to zoom.
Welp, somehow I used a font literally 50% smaller than I should have. Fixed it!
Now, ‘at’s a real chef, that is. No dried ferntoe out of a bottle for him, nosir!
But perhaps not too experienced as a galley cook. His stove lacks the rails or gimbals needed to keep the pots from sliding off in rough seas.
(And what the heck is ferntoe?)
Wait until the bilges are overdue for pumping. Can you say “Overripe septic tank”?
@Ed Brault: I’ve heard that the water filling the German U-boat in the movie Das Boot was also basically sewage, and was typical of the breed.
For a barbarian, she has some amazingly complex vocabulary and sentence structuring. Or maybe it’s all smart-sounding hooey. Anyway, that first thing she said was confusing as hell.
She just described the ship as being similar to the re-TARDIS (or a can of sardines)
Always make friends with the cook!