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Howdy, New Readers! Thanks for reading Exiern!
Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
Exiern contains mature themes and is best for readers 18+.
That is a cook. That is a GOOD cook. He can threaten all he likes, and if Typh has any brains whatsoever (or if nothing else, if her STOMACH has the intelligence she herself lacks), then he will do whatever the cook says and kiss as much culinary a!s as possible for the duration of the voyage.
I criticized the chef for not having rails around his stove. He has them now. So do some of the shelves. I’d still like to so those knives secured, though.
He’s not exactly bluffing–but I think you’d have irritate him very badly to get more of a stern talking to than he has already delivered.
Also, Typh’s not sneaking. She’s very direct. And she doesn’t want his secrets, she wants his FOOD.
I think this guy is basically a jolly fellow. He and Typh should get along fine.
Woops! Sounds like this guy’s not on good terms with sanity. That or he really loves to bluster.
Is this going to lead to Typhan-Knee going all weak at the knees for a chiseled dude with no shirt on?
He’s not that chiselled…
He’s not blustering. When you’re threatening people, it’s called monologuing, villain style.
Extra word in last bubble? “I’ve done (by) both…”
Nah, that’s just how he talks. 🙂
“The vessel with the pestle has the pellet that is poison. The flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true!”
Ah someone knows the full line 🙂
That’s just the first part, before he broke one of them and had to replace it 😛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIWcCvQNqQ
Can remember a different scene, butt thank you, Danny Kaye was a genius 😀
Guess Typh isn’t stealthy enough for this guy.
Who said she was even trying? She was simply following her nose, had no reason to sneak
He wasn’t trying to be stealthy, he was looking for food.
Beware the one legged sea-cook.
Is he freinds with Zeff?
I seriously can’t believe it took me a whole week to come up with that line. Wjat kind of One Piece fan am I?
It’s OK Typh. Just give him the chalice from the palace and all will be forgiven.
Bad news, they broke the chalice from the palace.
Que lightning strike to a suite of armor.
A whole suite made of armor? I could see a room, maybe, but a suite is absolutely overdoing it.
Also *cue
Quickly, we need the gateaux from the chateau!
Though I guess closing the door would be too extreme?
That is a cook. That is a GOOD cook. He can threaten all he likes, and if Typh has any brains whatsoever (or if nothing else, if her STOMACH has the intelligence she herself lacks), then he will do whatever the cook says and kiss as much culinary a!s as possible for the duration of the voyage.
I criticized the chef for not having rails around his stove. He has them now. So do some of the shelves. I’d still like to so those knives secured, though.
He’s not exactly bluffing–but I think you’d have irritate him very badly to get more of a stern talking to than he has already delivered.
Also, Typh’s not sneaking. She’s very direct. And she doesn’t want his secrets, she wants his FOOD.
I think this guy is basically a jolly fellow. He and Typh should get along fine.
I can see these two men being as close as brothers in time.
Looks like some pegging will be going on soon.