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Rule Number One

by ScottHicken on November 5, 2015 at 1:29 am
Chapter: 26 - Execution
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  1. Aberham102
    November 5, 2015, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    The light of the Church really does remind people of their sins… Or at least in this case identify who had the craziest night. Grooms and Groomsmen must be in so much pain right now.

  2. Shan
    November 5, 2015, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    Scott sorry about this, I don’t usually do the spelling thing but ‘vomiting’ with a double t was/is one of my top pet hates from work.

  3. CptNerd
    November 5, 2015, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    The Evil Daystar…

  4. Shan
    November 5, 2015, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    Yes, one of my top enemies after working night shift.

  5. David
    November 5, 2015, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    @Shan: sounds like an interesting work place you have there.

  6. Shan
    November 5, 2015, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    Just hospitals. The number of people who write it down with two t’s in the notes are still a lot more than I expected. I’m not having a problem with Scott, it’s just that those people deal a lot more with it than cartoonists (at least I hope so!) so they should be getting the spelling right.

  7. ScottHicken
    November 5, 2015, 6:30 am | # | Reply

    @Shan – dang it, I even THOUGHT it looked funny and then forgot to check. Should be fixed now, thanks for the catch!

  8. Shan
    November 5, 2015, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    Believe me, it’s like the bogeyman I can never escape for long unfortunately, that particular incorrect spelling has been following me everywhere I work, so I know it by sight (apparently it’s the most common way to do so at 42% according to a source on the Internet I saw).

    At least it beats actual vomit and do I have some stories I’m not going to tell you or anyone else here (at least if I want to be able to ever come back).

  9. Uhl
    November 5, 2015, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! Typh has gone Gremlin on us!

  10. Shan
    November 5, 2015, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    Well, things could be worse from the point of view of our hero I guess. There’s vomiting due to pregnancy for starters …

  11. Nef
    November 5, 2015, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    I really like how the light effect came out in that last panel. It definitely looks bright, but fortunately I have not been drinking, so it doesn’t make me want to vomitt.
    😉 😀

  12. 50srefugee
    November 5, 2015, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    Now looking for Peonie, broadcasting a totally evil grin, to hug Typh and whisper, “Wow, unicorn’s gonna be giving [b]somebody[/b] I know the hairy eyeball! [Boyfriend] says ‘Thank You!'”

  13. 50srefugee
    November 5, 2015, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    Crap. “somebody“, of course.

  14. 50srefugee
    November 5, 2015, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    [Kisses Typh’s cheek]

    “You were so cute!”

  15. CPUGuy1
    November 5, 2015, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, Cool! A [/b]Gremlin[/b] reference …

  16. Ragingagnostic
    November 5, 2015, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    On the sixth day, God invented vodka and it was gooooood. On the seventh day, he invented Light. “Whoa! Too much light!”

  17. 50srefugee
    November 5, 2015, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    @Ragingagnostic:
    hahahaha

  18. Eric
    November 5, 2015, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

    Hisssss! The evil Daystar!

    Bane of vampires, gamers, and the hungover!

  19. Shan
    November 6, 2015, 2:13 am | # | Reply

    Sorry Scott but as of writing this, that second ‘t’ is still there, taunting me with its presence.

  20. Sheela
    November 6, 2015, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    That’s a pretty neat Gremlin’s reference. 😀

  21. Shan
    November 6, 2015, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    See what happens when you feed Typh after midnight?

  22. Guesticus
    November 6, 2015, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

    Glad others picked up the Gremlins slash Mogwai references 😀

  23. Shan
    November 6, 2015, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    It was also something I used to say or at least think when I emerged into the sun after working night shift and I’ve never even seen Gremlins. I think it’s also a perfectly natural reaction to the destructive power of the sun, especially on those of us effectively working in a cave for years on end.

    “Since the dawn of time mankind has yearned to destroy the sun …”

  24. Shan
    November 7, 2015, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why but I feel as if a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders …

  25. 50srefugee
    November 7, 2015, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    “Since the dawn of time mankind has yearned to destroy the sun …”

    Yes, well, those of us who are awake and have had coffee want to put an electromagnetic harness on it and turn it into a fusion drive so we can fly the solar system around the galaxy at will.

  26. 50srefugee
    November 7, 2015, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    [tip o’ the space helm to Niven.]

  27. Shan
    November 7, 2015, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    I’m in Australia. We’re always awake before most of the rest of you.

    Also since most of our wildlife is trying to kill us on a regular basis, we’re probably also awake long after most of you have gone back to sleep also.

  28. 50srefugee
    November 8, 2015, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    @Shan: I was speaking of “dawn” and “awake” not in the daily sense, but the millennial sense you referenced with “since the dawn of time”.

    (There’s also a resonance with “The Dream Time”, although that itself seems to be one of those academic mistranslations that has proven to have its own power, to the point where it has currency in the indigenous culture at least as great as the traditional concept, which was closer to “eternity”.)

  29. Shan
    November 8, 2015, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    If you’re talking in the millennial sense, then that’s an awful lot of coffee.

  30. 50srefugee
    November 8, 2015, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    The widespread consumption of coffee and tobacco in Europe coinciding with the Enlightenment and Renaissance has oft been noted.

    So, yeah, lots and lots of coffee.

  31. Lurker
    November 9, 2015, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Gizmo kaka

  32. Bad Taiming
    November 9, 2015, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    I like how she brings a sword to a wedding.

  33. Shan
    November 9, 2015, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    Better safe than sorry.

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