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Never Tell Her Where the Guard Is

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Never Tell Her Where the Guard Is

by ScottHicken on September 11, 2014 at 5:53 am
Chapter: 24 - The Wheels Keep Turning
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Kaian
    September 11, 2014, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Grabs stick, Peonie yanks back reflexively, Tiff releases abuse stick and Peonie staggers. Is cause for arrest?

  2. PShark
    September 11, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    I don’t get what happens in panel 4. She..tries to throw the stick but Peonie hangs on to it?

  3. Uhl
    September 11, 2014, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    Royalty or not, once you land the first blow, being hit is no longer an arrestable offense.

  4. MNH
    September 11, 2014, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    @Uhl tell that to a police officer who you hit for hitting you, also try that with the DA. The police officer will arrest you for assaulting a police officer and the DA will put you on trial for assaulting a police officer.

  5. Guesticus
    September 11, 2014, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    Princess P-cups pokes the sleeping barbarian with a pokey-stick, barbarian grabs the stick to stop the poking, and gets locked up, sounds like what is going on over in Grrl Power

  6. Rukhron
    September 11, 2014, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

    For those wondering:
    Tiff grabs the pole
    Forcefully align to Peonie’s mouth
    Push it

    Peonie then dodge left while redirecting right (too close for just 1, plus it is not a difficult reflexes on that scene). Peonie’s hand on the pole at 4th panel, however, is very wrong.

  7. Kitsune
    September 11, 2014, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

    I think what happened is that Peonie starts to open the door, Tiff grabs the stick and shoves it back, causing Peonie to stagger backwards and pull the door shut. She’s under arrest now not for assault but because the cell locked when the door closed.

  8. Brandi
    September 11, 2014, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    The princess should look on the bright side; at least she didn’t get boob punched.

  9. ScottHicken
    September 11, 2014, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    I think what I intended to be playful banter from Peonie to Tiffany didn’t exactly translate. I’ll be tightening all of this up soon, I promise.

  10. Cerulean Lion
    September 12, 2014, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    A word of advice, Princess P-Cups. You should never assault your own bodyguard.

  11. Guesticus
    September 12, 2014, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    ScottHicken: don’t need to change it, now that you have explained it, can see the friendly banter in the last panel

  12. jmucchiello
    September 12, 2014, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    Doesn’t Typh have a room in the palace from her previous stay? She didn’t take all her dresses with her on her journey north. So why didn’t they put her in her room?

  13. TotallyAnon
    September 12, 2014, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t poke the barbarian. They didn’t get Reckless Rage feat for nothing.

  14. Kroiden
    September 13, 2014, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    I still think you should let the sleeping barbarian lie and not poke her with a stick under any circumstance. Doing so can so easily be bad or maybe even fatal to your health. 😉

  15. Guesticus
    September 13, 2014, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

    jmucchiello: good point, maybe Ms Palms wanted to send a message (“Kill me if you can, I double dog dare you!”)

  16. Ieago
    September 14, 2014, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    Take a good long look at dat az in panel 1 guys. If the foreshadowing 2 updates ago is any indication, it won’t be there for long!

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