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All Together Now…

by ScottHicken on March 3, 2016 at 5:26 am
Chapter: 26 - Execution
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  1. Fairportfan
    March 3, 2016, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    Did she just whack him in the balls with the flat of the blade?

  2. Dullahan
    March 3, 2016, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Seeing as how she cut the cloth, I’m guessing: nope. That one was permanent.

  3. Kareasint
    March 3, 2016, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    I am guessing that she is trying to provoke an attack via spell singing. The results will be fun to watch. That looks like she used the edge of the blade though on Coriander and with a lot of force.

  4. Boojum
    March 3, 2016, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    His skirt is a bit drafty, he can feel the North Wind run right up it.

  5. Mark
    March 3, 2016, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    OUCH! Right in the Codpiece!

  6. Christopher
    March 3, 2016, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    @Fairportfan:
    I don’t think it is the flat side of the blade. But otherwise, yes.
    This attact vector is one of the classical sword maneuvers. It goes for the armor weakpoint between the legs.

  7. Bad Taiming
    March 3, 2016, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    Even a legendary cod piece would not protect against that cruel cut. I hope the next comic is Tiff splitting him in two. Also I hope all his henchmen learn why you don’t magic on Tiff in a most female way.

  8. Saklad
    March 3, 2016, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Is anyone surprised the barbarian pulled something like this?

  9. kenoscope
    March 3, 2016, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    Anyone looking forward to seeing something really amazing? I don’t mean a female version, how about a demon in disguise?

  10. KencingFendoka
    March 3, 2016, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    One could say that
    …
    ..
    .
    ..
    …
    was an underhanded move 😎
    *cue CSI Miami themesong*

  11. KencingFendoka
    March 3, 2016, 8:23 am | # | Reply

    Oi, also, I just noticed that with the amount of hang time he’s showing, his heart might have to quickly learn how to dodge.

    The North Wind has found his family jewelry…unworthy.

  12. Firemind
    March 3, 2016, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    YES! Attack his weak point for massive damage!

  13. Gallstone
    March 3, 2016, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Hmm. Interesting…

  14. Metathiax
    March 3, 2016, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    Unless this is just a way to inflict pain before the death blow it’s isn’t super useful I would imagine the spell singers have healing songs.

  15. Uhl
    March 3, 2016, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Holy s!!t! Typh hit Corriander so hard, he’s been lifted off the ground, and right in the groin! That’s GOT TO HURT. I don’t think healing magic’s going to help him now. He’s become a eunuch. Yep, feminized, but not by magic. SOB won’t be preying on little children any more.

  16. Aberham102
    March 3, 2016, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    You could wallpaper this. It would be awesome.

  17. Mark
    March 3, 2016, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    Typh is either going for a split or a castration.

  18. Guesticus
    March 3, 2016, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    Did Typh just slice upwards between his legs? Or slice sideways chopping through the right thigh?

    Do we really want to know what went ‘crack!’? o_O

    For a moment, forgot that that sword can cut people, and not just cut armour and pass harmlessly through flesh and entrails

  19. CPUGuy1
    March 3, 2016, 11:57 am | # | Reply

    WHOO HOO!!!
    Yeah!

    And of course … OUCH!?!

  20. RandomSpectator
    March 3, 2016, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    A bit risky, given that Tiff didn’t check ahead of time that she’s actually permitted to just quit. Could go either way now on whether her actions lead to trouble or have just ended it.

  21. anonymous
    March 3, 2016, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    @Metathiax — There are major arteries in that vicinity, the femoral arteries and whatever artery they branch from. And armor’s always weakest at joints. Armour intended to be worn while on horseback is probably even weaker at the groin, since there’s usually a horse in the way of any attacks.

  22. Jake
    March 3, 2016, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    It’s possible Urtica might not accept Typhan-Knee’s resignation and stand with him.

  23. Vorlonagent
    March 3, 2016, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    There’s nothing down there normally that “cracks”…

  24. BinaryWatcher
    March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, guys, that’s right where the femoral arteries diverge from the descending aorta. That’s a kill shot, right there, even if it doesn’t go any farther up.

  25. BinaryWatcher
    March 3, 2016, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    …Assuming he’s something that can be killed, of course…

  26. BinaryWatcher
    March 3, 2016, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    And there’s BONE down there that normally cracks if severely hit. The pubic bone arches of the pelvic girdle.

    Possibly also an armored codpiece, but maybe not, depending.

  27. Brandi
    March 3, 2016, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    Theresa looks rather shocked … or is she stifling a giggle with that hand?

  28. Archone
    March 3, 2016, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah… from the look of the angle, that’s a broken pelvis, destroyed testicles, and almost certainly huge amounts of heavy bleeding. The alternative being a combination of broken femur and severed arteries and tendons. Either way… he’s pretty much done for. Though one of the two will be a slower, more painful death.

    And Theresa looks shocked – she used to have what Typh just hit.

  29. Ragingagnostic
    March 3, 2016, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    Why didn’t she simply slice off his head? Why go for the groin?

  30. Eric
    March 3, 2016, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Oo! That’s gonna leave a mark.

    She needs to follow up with an immediately fatal injury, like decapitation. Leaving him maimed may sound like fun, but it’s gonna be a bad idea.

  31. Caulder
    March 3, 2016, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    Something tells me that he’s going to be singing soprano from now on… (I can’t actually believe nobody else managed to make that statement before now)

  32. TotallyAnon
    March 3, 2016, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    That ain’t no armor, so those must have been his bones.

  33. Zafnak
    March 3, 2016, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

    That is going to leave a mark….

  34. Jonathan Wint
    March 3, 2016, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    @Ragingagnostic Because she making a Point.. Pedophiles will be gelded..

  35. Cerulean Lion
    March 3, 2016, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

    Tiff is a good debater. Her arguments are so very sharp.

  36. Will
    March 4, 2016, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Totally deserved, but still…

    …OW.

  37. Ether
    March 4, 2016, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    The anatomy on this one is off but message is clear. Hat off to the artist.

  38. kstormgemini
    March 4, 2016, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    … I’m a fem and that made Me even wince.
    And I know time is a little different for comics but some how even if it is slow motion/time capture, something seems a little off here. Shouldn’t he have screamed…? I mean if there was time for Typh to quit and the sword to make a cracking noise… Shouldn’t there have been more of a reaction from the gelding formerly known as Coriander?

    Also-
    @kenoscope I’m wondering that myself. But either way, he’s never gonna be the Same, whatever he was, after this. I’d say by sword or by spell, Coriander’s learning first hand what being “with out” feels like.

    @KencingFendoka, very cute. XD

  39. TJ
    March 4, 2016, 4:37 am | # | Reply

    Darn. And here I was hoping for a decapitation.
    Or long sword enema.

  40. vonTugboat
    March 4, 2016, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    Looks like the head spell singer is gonna be singing soprano…

    Until he bleeds out, anyway…

  41. KencingFendoka
    March 4, 2016, 6:21 am | # | Reply

    No one said it yet, and it doesn’t seem likely, but what if that “CRACK!” is the sound of the North Wind breaking? *enter plot of restoration*

    As for codpieces, if one is there, it might stop the cut, but not the force of the blow, so damage galore. We might still see decapitation or a lobotomizing strike. The North Wind does deem him pain worthy and not just clotheshredding worthy, but he might not be kill worthy.

    Dun dun DUN!!! Now we wait 🙂

    @kstormgemini: :3

  42. rphb
    March 4, 2016, 6:32 am | # | Reply

    That’s disgusting, why didn’t she just chop off his head?

  43. Ben
    March 4, 2016, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    @rphb Six words: “Make the punishment fit the crime.”

  44. Kilroy
    March 4, 2016, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    Boom Headshot

  45. Matt [in Middletown]
    March 4, 2016, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    There’s a line from the Stephen King novel “The Dark Half” where a guy gets that kind of treatment via straight razor.
    “..and he felt his testicles swing in opposite directions.”

  46. RecklessPrudence
    March 4, 2016, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    The North Wind only cuts when it deems it better for the wielder. Usually it just slices clothes and armour when not cutting flesh. What if the North Wind has decided it’s BETTER for Typh to, instead of killing him or even gelding him, to p!!s him off enough that he Spellsings, EVEN THOUGH he likely was told of how Brother Thomas found his inner Theresa.

    THAT would put paid to this whole farce.

    The North Wind pro’ly even tempered how much pain it caused – enough to well and truly p!!s him off, get the adrenaline flowing, and compromise his judgement, NOT enough to leave him a whimpering ball on the ground.

  47. Colin G
    March 4, 2016, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    Well THAT’S going to at least raise his voice by a few octaves, …

  48. Grikath
    March 4, 2016, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    going by the title and the way the swing is depicted, Tiff is not going for the artery shot.. You slide *off* any codpiece straight into the inner thigh..
    A simple “Slish” if the sword would allow it.

    She went for the crushing shot right-to-left *across* any putative codpiece, which would either crush anything in there, and continuing to do nasty things to the pubic bone , and anything beyond that..

    Especially if Coriander *is* lifted off his feet by the blow, and not by a reflex jump. You’d ordinarily need something in the order of a full polearm swing to have enough momentum to lift someone in full armor, a sword, even twohanded simply doesn’t “cut it” in that respect.
    Either way.. that *crack* is the sound of a broken pelvis, and a lot of… pulp..

  49. Tssha
    March 4, 2016, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    BRR! That is COLD!

    …

    Get it? North Wind? Cold?

  50. Lambda
    March 4, 2016, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Yay, Tiff is open for adventure once again! Anyway, Urtica will have a lot of work juggling between the inmediate fight that will start as Coriander´s followers will rage about this, and the quite unsightly diplomatic consecuences. Hence the “I quit!” , Tiff said. Yes, way to leave your masters in the dust… of the incoming escape, no doubt that´s you´re thinking of, Tiff.

  51. Bad Taiming
    March 5, 2016, 3:14 am | # | Reply

    The North wind is a sword not a morale compass. Tiff would have long ago quit using it if it did not work 99% of the time. I don’t understand how most of you people can’t see this.
    Tiff’s father used the sword to unleash hell on who ever he crossed paths with, and he was a very bad man.

  52. Kathucka
    March 5, 2016, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    Does anyone realize how much loot Tiffany just gave up by quitting?

    This is pretty dramatic.

  53. Ran-san
    March 6, 2016, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    Seeing this reminds me of an old Netbook for D&D that included the critical hit table for “The Rack”. Judging by what we’ve seen thusfar, Tiff rolled pretty high on it.

  54. Miafillene
    March 6, 2016, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes, when you can’t fight within the rules, getting yourself outside of them can really work miracles. I hope that hurts. A LOT.

  55. CPUGuy1
    March 6, 2016, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder why Teresa is reacting the way she is. She looks like she has some feeling of sorrow?
    I would think she would want something to happen to Coriander. Maybe not this drastic … but something like it.
    And the ‘CRACK!’? What did the North Wind Hit down south?

  56. drop bear
    March 6, 2016, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    small object with a thin profile moving at speed, that crack could be the Sound Barrier just before impact.

    I’ve seen it done by Kenjitsu masters and a Master Destero, but their blades where thinner and lighter.

  57. Jonathan Wint
    March 7, 2016, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    Northwinds Magic Major Artifact.. My guess is its as Fast as the wind…

  58. Ben
    March 7, 2016, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    Sometimes the simple solutions truly are the best ones.

  59. The Grumpy bear
    March 7, 2016, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    Doesn’t matter what, exactly, was hit. That’s gonna hurt bad enough to put ANYONE out.

  60. Guesticus
    March 7, 2016, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    Bad Taiming: the North Wind is a magical sword

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