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A Funny Thing Happened On Our Way To…




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A Funny Thing Happened On Our Way To…

by ScottHicken on June 7, 2018 at 9:47 am
Chapter: 30 - A River Still Runs To It
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  1. Quentin
    June 7, 2018, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Is that Denver?

    • Ragingagnostic
      June 7, 2018, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

      No, Denver was on his way to becoming a dragon, I think. He stayed behind to learn more about his condition. I’m not sure; this was many months ago. He was a companion on their quest but he was never in the Royal Guard.

      • T'Renn
        June 10, 2018, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

        Also, Denver was never this stupid. Naive and inexperienced, yes, but not stupid.

      • Quentin
        June 11, 2018, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

        The hairstyle and the glasses remind me of him. And then there’ Peonie’s expression.

  2. Uhl
    June 7, 2018, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    More IGC graduates!

  3. Larathiel
    June 7, 2018, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    Does Typh have a healing factor? They seem to be doing pretty well for someone with 8 broken ribs. O_o;

    • James Polymer
      June 8, 2018, 1:31 am | # | Reply

      She’s probably still operating on the macho ideal that “real men don’t cry” and is bottling it all up. Plus her people are known for their resilience.

    • anony
      June 8, 2018, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

      Also, unicorn horns and hair are rather good for ones health. Doesn’t matter if they’re still attached to a live unicorn.

      • Tgape
        June 13, 2018, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

        I think you mean, “it *helps* if they’re still attached to a live unicorn.” Just saying, so you know.

        Of course, they’re more helpful still for the unicorn, and that horn is still long and pointy, so it’s a very good idea to stay on the unicorn’s good side if you plan on taking advantage of this bonus.

  4. Doug
    June 7, 2018, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Urtica needs a new training school for his soldiers.

  5. Krahazik
    June 7, 2018, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    Those soldiers remind me of Yinglets.

  6. Sensei Le Roof
    June 7, 2018, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

    Today, on Keystone K-niggits…

  7. Hinoron
    June 7, 2018, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    Interesting how today’s comic is immediately followed by an appeal to “Help children with brain tumors”.

    If we help them, will they someday grow up and get jobs in the Royal Guard? I mean, I’m all for charity, but…

    • Ben
      June 9, 2018, 5:04 am | # | Reply

      You read my mind, good sir.

  8. Ragingagnostic
    June 7, 2018, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t know King Urtica hired clowns! I wonder if they performed at the wedding.

  9. Guesticus
    June 7, 2018, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

    Something is telling me, Specs there is Evil

  10. Jonathan Wint
    June 8, 2018, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    There have been several lawsuits in real life where people were rejected from the police Academy for being too intelligent.. I wonder if same things going on in the Royal Guard?

    • Guesticus
      June 8, 2018, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, the consequences of only accepting the idiots? Like Specs?

      • Jonathan Wint
        June 11, 2018, 11:13 am | # | Reply

        No thats never happened yet its from candidates that were Rejected for getting to night test scores.

  11. Ether
    June 9, 2018, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    It didn’t sound like any of them died.

    • Calaron
      June 9, 2018, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      Erwin fell on the sharpened sticks, which “worked”; Mavis did the same after being chased by the bear; Steve got the bear falling on him. It is possible they were abandoned while still alive, but even if they survived the sticks they were still severely injured in a hole with an angry bear. So I don’t think there’s much hope for any of them.

      • Ether
        June 12, 2018, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve seen a picture of a guy that survived having a tree through the shoulder.

  12. Guesticus
    June 9, 2018, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    Great! The only female soldier in the Kingdom, and Specs gets her killed!
    It’s Ice Age II and the Dodo’s all over again!!

    • Pendrake
      June 11, 2018, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

      the dodos died in Ice Age 1.

      • Guesticus
        June 17, 2018, 5:34 am | # | Reply

        Oh right, can see the kid now, was thinking it was the second one 🙁

  13. Riniko
    June 9, 2018, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    Something tells me those troops gave in way too soon, I’m betting they could have taken that bear if they just all jumped in.

  14. Deanatay
    June 10, 2018, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    “… On the bright side, there’s plenty of fresh bear meat for tonight!”

  15. Jonathan Wint
    June 11, 2018, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    https://www.globalresearch.ca/us-court-ruled-you-can-be-too-smart-to-be-a-cop/5420630
    It sadly explains the guards and real word.

  16. Balrighty
    June 12, 2018, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    They need to be awarded Darwin Awards for this.

  17. Robert Nowall
    June 12, 2018, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    “Niels” and “Bohr?”

  18. Fox2!
    June 13, 2018, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    The two, hmmm, guards detailed by Urtica to protect Peony from the dangers of the road.

  19. Colin
    June 13, 2018, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    The funny thing is that reading that explanation took be back to the days I was an NCO and had to listen to my soldiers explain their latest ‘good idea’ – that managed to get me chewed out by my platoon leader, the First Sergeant and the Commanding Officer.

  20. Jon
    October 2, 2018, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    So… They didn’t eat the bear?

  21. mittfh
    July 4, 2020, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

    Trope: Too Dumb To Live

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