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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
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No, no Tiff. You’re getting it all wrong. The standard scenario is:
1) Nubile female in bathrobe answers door.
2) Strapping young man has a ‘package’ to deliver.
3) Female says “Oh, I have no money, however can I pay you for this?”
4) Man says “I’ll think of something” and enters room.
5) (cue cheesy music)
Eric: forget about why she took off the boxers (she hasn’t actually, they go at least to her knees), the real question is: why did she put them on after she took off her trousers? When she was undoing the trousers, you can clearly see the strap of brown/tan panties
Remind me of Star Trek Voyager, where Parris and Torres thought thier relationship was a secret. Then the captain comes in and says “everyone knows it, grow up about it.”
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Secret?………..
Doesn’t King Urtica already know about this? Or at least suspect something?
After everything that’s happened does he really still think it’s a secret?
Interesting bouquet.
Princess P-cups is into… of course she’s into it, the question is, is she the one being bound? or doing the binding?
At least Tiff has some decent clothes at least (let’s just hope they wash the dragon smell out first 😛 )
Oh, poor dear Phi. EVERYONE at the castle knows by now. Still, sneaking around, hoping not to get caught does add a certain level of thrill.
The answer to any question of the form “Does King Urtica know about X?” is always yes, of course.
No, no Tiff. You’re getting it all wrong. The standard scenario is:
1) Nubile female in bathrobe answers door.
2) Strapping young man has a ‘package’ to deliver.
3) Female says “Oh, I have no money, however can I pay you for this?”
4) Man says “I’ll think of something” and enters room.
5) (cue cheesy music)
OK, let’s try this again. Take Two.
O.B. Juan, you forgot:
6) Man ends up in traction.
I get Typh putting on a robe before opening the door, she can’t count on her hair always being in exactly the right spot to cover up her nipples.
But what I don’t get is why she took off the short pants (or whatever they are called) she was wearing first!
@CaptXpendable,
If where to follow the thought of O.B. Juan. I’m sure traction would be an acceptable consequence.
@ Eric, Bloomers. Why take them off because by now they are stinky, sticky underwear.
how stupid is he that he thinks King Urtica doesn’t know
King Urtica Like the Shadow “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? King Urtica knows!
Anyone else noticed how fast Phil put the rope behind his back when he saw it was Tiff ‘stead of P-Cups? 🙂
… Oh, dear. o_o I think this may cause some trouble.
Apparently they like it freaky
Eric: forget about why she took off the boxers (she hasn’t actually, they go at least to her knees), the real question is: why did she put them on after she took off her trousers? When she was undoing the trousers, you can clearly see the strap of brown/tan panties
Remind me of Star Trek Voyager, where Parris and Torres thought thier relationship was a secret. Then the captain comes in and says “everyone knows it, grow up about it.”
@Guesticus: I seem to recall Peonie saying that she she has excellent rope-tying skills, so…