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Scary Monster Atop The Bed




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Scary Monster Atop The Bed

by ScottHicken on October 20, 2015 at 1:50 am
Chapter: 25 - Formulation
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  1. Shan
    October 20, 2015, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    Well unfortunately for Peonie, if you have a roommate, unless you’ve had a prior arrangement with them, you can’t complain when they turn up. I mean, where exactly did you think they were at the time?

    To add to that, if you haven’t arranged in advance the universal code of a sock on the door or its equivalent in this universe, you only have yourself to blame.

  2. Jake
    October 20, 2015, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, Pionie had to expect Typhan-Knee would show up eventually, it’s his room too.

    And is Typhan-Knee making a reference to the drunken sailor song?

  3. Fairportfan
    October 20, 2015, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Two different songs, actually – “Drunken Sailor” and “Show Me the Way to Go Home”:

    show me the way to go home
    i’m tired and i want to go to bed
    i had a little drink about an hour ago
    and it’s gone right to my head
    where ever i may roam
    on land or sea or foam
    you will always hear me singing this song
    show me the way to go home

  4. Shan
    October 20, 2015, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    I think there’s a fair amount of bleedthrough from alternate universes including our own, hence all these out of place references, especially in the early days including: alarm clocks, sharpies, clear allusions to sandwiches in refrigerators, Harlequin romance books, Euro Disney, Wookies, Leeroy Jenkins and so on and so on. The song at least kind of fits the scene. The mash up especially fits since the singer is drunk.

  5. Shan
    October 20, 2015, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    Actually now that I think about it, Typh has seen both of these people naked plenty of times before (actually rendered them naked a few of those times) so I’m not seeing what the big deal is here.

  6. Quentin
    October 20, 2015, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    The expressions on the faces are beautifully done.

  7. maarvarq
    October 20, 2015, 7:19 am | # | Reply

    “[What Shall We Do with a/the ]Drunken Sailor[?]”
    Chorus: Hoorah! And up she rises [three times, appears before each verse]
    Early in the morning.
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor? [three times]
    Early in the morning.
    Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
    Early in the morning.
    … and many, many more verses.

  8. Michael
    October 20, 2015, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    Noww… lessee… which iz mi bed? Hmph, thiz’n looks comfy…

  9. Frith Ra
    October 20, 2015, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    Typh’s next line should be: Sheesh! (or it’s cultural equivalent) This place is a mess! What have you two been doing in here?

  10. Shan
    October 20, 2015, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    Well, except most of the mess was caused by Typh smashing up the room in the first place. On the other hand, is drunk and hence being logical is optional.

  11. Rowen Morland
    October 21, 2015, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    @Fairportfan

    And now I’m listening to Asleep. I hope you’re happy 😛

  12. Mogster
    October 21, 2015, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Still waiting for Tiff to barf on someone.

    Also, dunno if it means anything, but I’ve been told the line is pronounced “ER-lie in the morning”.

  13. Shan
    October 21, 2015, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    Funny you should mention that …

  14. Zedja
    October 22, 2015, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

    I actually sang the entire “Drunken Sailor” song as a child (25-30 years ago) and if I remember the line went
    “Put him in the long boat til he sobers”

    After a little Google Fu it seems the lyrics changes a bit depending on who sings it.

  15. mnmega
    October 23, 2015, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    Uhh, not to be rude, but the “underwear” looks like it was hastily added on top of the original image (unless this is the censored version)

  16. ScottHicken
    October 23, 2015, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    @mnmega – yes, this is hastily censored version of the version that had already been more artfully censored. This is the spark for the search for a new ad provider.

  17. ScottHicken
    November 4, 2015, 6:45 am | # | Reply

    Since we’ve switch ad providers I have uploaded a new version of this page as I originally intended to post it.

  18. Thisguy
    July 23, 2017, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    Cue staged laughter…

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