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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
Exiern contains mature themes and is best for readers 18+.
Hey I know this is kind of off topic but can I get some help join the forums? I want to start a discussion about where I think the love triangle will go but I am required to wait for a Mod to approve my registration before I can start posting. Given that I tried to join a couple of times in the past but never got said approval or for that matter actual disapproval I thought It would be best if I made my problems known here.
On another I note I thought about bringing up my love triangle thoughts here but it seemed like it would be off topic. However if you guys say you don’t mind I am willing to do so.
In the final panel, the word you want is “exercise,” not “exorcise.” Unless you consider royal power a demonic presence that you intend to drive out. 8^)
Poor Princess Peonie should just Marry Faden then Kill him take his power. Put on some Black Armor and Dissolve the Constitution of Grand Luminary Alliance become a Happy Evil Dictator already..Maybe with a Red Lightsaber to set of her Green Eyes?
Well Peonie, if you are bored then start a brawl and practice your combat skills. Dead easy to start one, all she has to do is say to the nearest peasant “you eye-ing me up, pal?” and when they hurridely say “no”, she then follows it up with “how no? You trying to say I’m ugly?”. That is the signal that she wants to have a fight, and everyone can pile in. Or just insult the fishmonger, that is also traditional I understand.
You know… If my Theory that the Rus are planning to attack the kingdom is correct… this could very well be one of the first towns they hit in their drive towards the capital.
Slightly disappointed we didn’t have a doomsayer introducing the new story segment… but I guess if it is Ctyx/Faden then he may be otherwise occupied.
Why I still say it’ll have to be old Mac’s granddaughter Mackenzie to the rescue there.
@Ben – I’m afraid I don’t have any connection to 910CMX, although I do recall something about there being a forum there when Drowemos was doing things. I’m still working on getting one hosted here, but the site is so unstable from multiple changes and fixes that not much lasts very long.
Okay, so just how do they measure the GPH? Do they have someone walking behind every horse counting how many steps they take? Or is that overthinking things?
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methinks this “superfluous animal” does take kindly to being called Superfluous?
Hey I know this is kind of off topic but can I get some help join the forums? I want to start a discussion about where I think the love triangle will go but I am required to wait for a Mod to approve my registration before I can start posting. Given that I tried to join a couple of times in the past but never got said approval or for that matter actual disapproval I thought It would be best if I made my problems known here.
On another I note I thought about bringing up my love triangle thoughts here but it seemed like it would be off topic. However if you guys say you don’t mind I am willing to do so.
In the final panel, the word you want is “exercise,” not “exorcise.” Unless you consider royal power a demonic presence that you intend to drive out. 8^)
Poor Princess P-t!!s being restrained from exercising her “Royal” will by a nagging sense of responsibility and a set of orders from her father. 🙂
Trot limit… XD
@Chaucer59 – ah dang, and here I thought I’d fixed everything! Nice catch! A corrected version should start filtering through soon.
@Ben – what forums are you referring to? I’ve tried to create a few here on Exiern.com and they have all crashed spectacularly.
Chaucer59: that would be rebellion and is punishable by death 🙂
norman728: that look… he doesn’t 😉
@norman728
It could be worse at least they are talking about trading it for supplies rather than turning it into supplies.
@Scott 910CMX Community
Heh heh, loving the look of the ‘superfluous animal’ in panel 3 😀
Oh, and Princess P-cups grumble in the last panel 😛
Poor Princess Peonie should just Marry Faden then Kill him take his power. Put on some Black Armor and Dissolve the Constitution of Grand Luminary Alliance become a Happy Evil Dictator already..Maybe with a Red Lightsaber to set of her Green Eyes?
Well Peonie, if you are bored then start a brawl and practice your combat skills. Dead easy to start one, all she has to do is say to the nearest peasant “you eye-ing me up, pal?” and when they hurridely say “no”, she then follows it up with “how no? You trying to say I’m ugly?”. That is the signal that she wants to have a fight, and everyone can pile in. Or just insult the fishmonger, that is also traditional I understand.
Off to a great start! This page was funny, articulate and well balanced. Looking forward to more 🙂
@Michelle – Thanks!
Sorry, but what unit is GPH (last panel)?
Lol. Gallops per hour?
@Skeffles One Problem there,With Niel there all 9 feet of him Well Armed and well Armed….The Guys Answer .. He would just start crying…
You know… If my Theory that the Rus are planning to attack the kingdom is correct… this could very well be one of the first towns they hit in their drive towards the capital.
Slightly disappointed we didn’t have a doomsayer introducing the new story segment… but I guess if it is Ctyx/Faden then he may be otherwise occupied.
Why I still say it’ll have to be old Mac’s granddaughter Mackenzie to the rescue there.
@Ben – I’m afraid I don’t have any connection to 910CMX, although I do recall something about there being a forum there when Drowemos was doing things. I’m still working on getting one hosted here, but the site is so unstable from multiple changes and fixes that not much lasts very long.
Welcome Scott, prepare to be heckled.
@ Scott So can I mention my love triangle thoughts here?
Hours? Well if they threw Tiff out it would be seconds. So I think things might be going good.
@Jonathan Wint There is a large and uncomfortable gap between being thrown out straight away and going good.
@JMV – Thanks! I’ve done (terrible) stand-up in Philly and Cleveland, so I’m curious what new stuff will be thrown at me!
@Ben – I just created a page for stuff until we have a better option: http://www.exiern.com/2014/07/05/sans-forum/
Okay, so just how do they measure the GPH? Do they have someone walking behind every horse counting how many steps they take? Or is that overthinking things?
Doppler radar gun.