Exiern
Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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- Gorm on Insert Monty Python Reference Here
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I would just like to state that monster is TERRIFYING.
Is it just me or dose that thing appear to be focused on the Princess? I know it will never happen but it would be funny if it grabbed her picked her up and said”MOMMA!”
I agree, that would be absolutely hilarious (as would any hint/confirmation that peonie did in fact create the Mingalows).
But unlikely it remains.
Also: Strongest thing seen so far. I am looking forward to a “real” fight now (Dragonboy, Superbarbarian and “Knight XXXL” vs Scary Demonthingy? Yay!).
“Moooootheeeeeer!” it said in a gurgling voice.
“What.. what did it just say?!” Denver was serious, he couldn’t hear a word.
Anakha; for what it’s worth, the dragon we saw way back when is still the “strongest” thing to appear in the comic.
He (yes, he, if Furdinand was correct in that Mingie is/was his brother) isn’t focused on Princess P-cups, just on whoever is standing (and we don’t know yet if he is going to continue to grind Niels into the snow or go after Princess P-cups)
Really getting tired of all the comments about how Princess P-cups is a godling and the sole focus for any and every attack
Yup. Undead half-fiend.
The ‘SKREEEEEE’ was so loud, I could not hear anything from the above posts!!!
Now, is that good or bad?
Come on princess, lets see you do something new.
I am calling it
Odd, it posted without all the message.
The princess shall save the day.
He just wants to mingle.
“Excuse me but…Mister Mrrow said we could pass.”
“Well, that was loud.” Says the guy wearing his own echo chamber. How do you get that BA?
Sorry, Tj, but you are a bit late.
@ chemiclord: Huh, the Dragon. I had somehow totally forgotten there was a “full” Dragon in the Comic. Must have been years and years ago. ^^
*rant*
@ Guesticus: And I am getting tired of your “Mimimi I dont want to hear what other people say because I dont think so” attitude.
If you dont think so, fine. If you cannot see that at the very least half of the posts are meant in a funny way, fine too.
You constantly venting your bad attitude at “us”: not fine.
Learn some manners if possible, believe me, it helps!
@Anakha Not Full a baby Dragon, or to jog your memory as Faden put it a “Tadpole” Dragon. 😉 Remember?
That Dragon I remember well. (now^^)
I am however assuming Chemiclord does not refer to Denver, ergo Tadpole. ^^
Usually don’t have any problems with what/how people think, except for this whole Princess P-cups thing, at least with Denver the lost Dragon it is based in actual fact (even if he doesn’t know it), there hasn’t even been any hints that Peonie is anything more than what she seems: a walking wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen
There definitely was a full dragon in the comic. Denver ran up to attack it, and is only still alive because the dragon didn’t want to kill kin. It was way back when Faden was still around. Remember that?
I agree with Anakha, it’s not like we really expect Peonie to turn out to be a godling in disguise. It’s a crazy fan theory and we like it that way. Also, Exiern is no stranger to such bizarre stuff happening for the lulz. Remember Tiff’s magic girl costume? Jelly golems? All-Squirrel? Even Denver’s story is crazier than Peonie being an abandoned godling.
I think some kind of character development is in order for Peonie — I’m tired of people reducing her to “a walking wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen.” I don’t like the idea of Peonie being nothing more than a fanservice station.
Fan theory is fine (like trying to work out who the absent queen is/was, and what really happened to get Tiff and Melanoma exiled) but coming up with stuff that is totally unsupported in any way, specially in an effort to turn a “Jimmy Olsen” into a “Superman”, is going too far
Personally hoping for real character development for the cheery cherry Princess P-cups, it is long overdue (but might have to wait for the current Tiff-focused character development to finish, or at least progress a bit further)
@Random Gay Fan
Agreed . Wild crazy fan theory are Half the FUN! And often we ether threw deduction or as fan service turn to be right. I do not really think shes a Goddess @Guesticus but it could happen the Travelers appear to just be scientists. So the GODS might be just really powerful Mages. In a Real practical way less impressive that a Dragon. I mean here a formula In a Game I played wear a Party member got defied the ability to imitate any spell from any list at 1/5 th lv (wish magic). They also gained 1 hit point and spell pt for every 10 followers (but no one believed it so no one ever followed) And they were not aging and while not mortal it took 10 years minus a day for each follower.(casting heal spells was how they regenerated) Net result playable Godling. Compare to Denver not Aging, Near Invulnerability to magic, Super strength,Hyper Intelligence And a future (not so far off) wear he flys Burns citys to the Ground and is Armor Plated! Yes I know witch one I would rather be!
Please forgive the crappy Spelling. Voice recognition I normally use is screwy today.
@ Guesticus: Again you are confusing your opinion (which is fine, its YOURS after all, and I for one am totally able to imagine people NOT agreeing with mine^^) with reality.
I do not think its going to far. It would, in most other comics/Stories, but as pointed out above, Exiern is no stranger to “too whacky to be real, yet there it is” moments.
Mysterious heritage, obvious resiliency against attacks (except for wardrobe loss^^) and now hints that she thinks she invented ne of the most powerful, and clearly the mos horrible, monsters so far.
Plenty of material for wild guesses, even (barely) enough for far fetched REAL possibility (meaning “Not for comical effect) of it to happen.
Just because yous ee it differently neither invalidates other peoples theories nor does it give you the right to step in and say “I am sick of you people being wrong and not seeing it!” and similar stuff.
Think about it, huh?
That said, I personally wish it would happen because of the comedy potential, but I do not think it likely.
“obvious resiliency against attacks”? Really? From what we have been shown, it’s the complete opposite right from the beginning
@Everyone but Guesticus ok if Guesticus is not getting what we are saying its deliberate.He is arguing for the hell of it and is a troll. We could be debating snow is white and he will still fight. Lets Ignore him.I have been accused of being a troll bc I am argumentative so was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. But no this guy just wants to start a war.. Screw it ignore him.Not letting one guy ruin a perfectly good set of Princess the Goddess P-cups Jokes! Behold there was god of the forge ,the goddess of love, god of war ,god of Justice and NOW AT LAST GODDESS OF TITITIES ! AND MIGHT WAS SHE IN THE WAY OF THE T!T! 😉
All the Imprisoned Gods Damded by the Travers Saw a knew goddess was born a chance to be freed! A single shining HOPE! Then they saw it was Peonie and despaired at fates cruel Joke! And Knew They (YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING) THAT THEY WERE DOOMMMMED! DOOMED I SAY! DOOMED and some wear in the multiverse the Travelers Laugh! Just when the gods could not think there position could not get any worse!
Re: Guesticus
Some time ago I got tired of his opinionated attitude and wrote a little script to filter his comments out. Since then, I don’t see his posts and the only drawback is that replies to them by other people are still there but lack context.
If you’re interested, you need Greasemonkey (link) or an equivalent, and the actual script (link).
Have no problem with speculations (remember when people first were speculating that the head of the Assassin’s was Princess P-cups mother?) as long as they are at least based on things partially revealed in-story, but ‘Godling P-cups’ is going too far from nothing (basing it on the fact that P-cups thinks she made it up is ‘nothing’)
Not once have ever tried to stop someone else from having or voicing their opinion, all did was state feelings, and then when challenged folowed it up with a reason
@johnathan, there actually IS a “God/goddess” of breasts deity in another story universe, and its servant, “the breast fairy” is inadvertently summoned in battle by one Isei Hodou. The battle involved Norse Gods, ancient dragons, devils, angels and fallen angels of all shapes and sizes, and all combatants near simultaneously stop incredulously and question his sanity. Yet, lo and behold, the Deity of breasts bestows Isei with insane levels of “holy” power and smashes the Evil god.
@Uhl
Link please
You need to get a statue of that thing made and put it in the store. Awesome monster. Makes me think of the Wendigo?