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That is one ugly mother f*cking creature.
Didn’t that work in a movie once?
Yes, when you calmly explain to it that it does not exist it will turn around and …… bite your head off, because it will not exist then either.
Well if Peonie is a godling maybe she can try it? might work 😛
…She’s got plot armor anyway, worse that can happen, she’ll loose her clothes (again) and get some minor frostbite :3
heh heh, loving Tiff’s snarky comment 😀
Even fully clad and from behind, Peonie makes for some impressive armor candy.
It worked in hitchhikers Guide to the universe, in theory using a a fish vs God… Yes good luck with that.
Oh! I know it Jumps out and says “Let’s be friends! I love you, you love me! Lest all be a Family!” And Denver Sweats More!
Well, it did work on Mab (admittedly not the great and Powerful Dresden Files but only the slightly awesome well acted Merlin one) on TV once, so why not? ^^
Of course only Peonie (for obvious reasons) has a chance to pull it off.
Are people so offended by Princess P-cups that they continue to insist on this “she must be a Godling” crap? You do realise, that if she is a Godling, what does that make Kingie? Hmmm?
A Clever schemer that managed to snag himself a god?
Am I the only one who noticed that Peonie is the only one who doesn’t really seem all that surprised or shocked? Or that could just be me, lol. I’m still half asleep!
That is odd, Peonie doesn’t have the “shocked” click by her head.
Wonder why?
@Guesticus, well Peonie’s mother did “disappear” by Urtica’s admission. Who knows.
@Rebecca, hmm. You’re right. Peonie doesn’t have the “shocked” emoticon. Curiouser and curiouser.
Why would she be surprised it is afterall her imaginary creature.
Betting it looks just like she imagined!
OMG it’s Man-Bear-Pig!
I disagree with the title for this update, that smug grin looks quite cute.
Also, I think Peonie’s still calm because, well, look who she’s hiding behind. It’d take a lot to make me worry with both Tiff and Neils between me and danger.
well f!!k …… should have brought a wizard along.
@khamya9 Quite agree Tiff looks Hot Grinning Smugly! Denver I wonder if he will except this is Evidence? nahhhh He can debunk it as a aa A ah Hmmmmm.. Sorry Denver Your screwed and for once Wrong!
And then he tells him quite formally how he can’t exist. The mingalow then looks despondent, moans, and wanders off into the nothingness.
Nice job on the verse. Love it.
The humans stood there in a row,
When, rising from the depths below
With one last puff of tobacco
It’s “no such thing as” mingalow!
Anakha: “Of course only Peonie (for obvious reasons) has a chance to pull it off.”
I see what you did there.
Also, would the mingalow not be able to see her if she wrapped a towel around her head?
“Heard you was talking sh*t about me…”