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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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“…I don’t see the problem.” — Oh, I am going to be laughing all week over that line.
I love that guard. He is just to funny. Plus just up and smacking a bear in the face takes epic sized balls.
That’s has been the funniest thing I’ve seen in this comic in awhile. (not that it hasn’t been funny, this just jumps to the top of the list)
To answer your question–
Absolutely nuthin’. (Say it again.)
i like that guard he just slaped a bear
And he gets all pissy “I’m busy terrorising your people, and you slap me! How dare you? Do you want war?”
Hell, the guard was downright restrained.
Smack! “Quit it!”
I like it!
The guards are quickly becoming my favourites. They’ve got sass!
Such a cool guy. So badass that he isn’t even worried by an army of angry bears terrorising the civilians.
And I would make a bear joke, but I can’t make it seem like a backhanded comment.
(Geddit? Backhanded.)
Ha! In my head there’s totally a BONK! hanging over panel 3.
Oh the puns. The terrible, terrible puns. It hurts, but I love them. But what is the guy in red saying?
Those guards are awesome. Probably how they got the armor. (Or maybe the other way round? Who cares?)
Although I’m not sure I could bear another ursine pun.
Gotta love those guards, they manage to be both serious and have humor at the same time. 🙂
Heck, I half expect Tiffany and the guards to form a league of The King Poking Basterds soon, and go about annoying the king by poking him all the time … ALL THE TIME !! 😀
Simply because he deserves it.
I guess we know where all the smart guards got sent.
And here I thought they were the Bearfoot Bandits…
@Sian
“This is total Bull… Um… I mean… Aw crap.
That heavily armored guard better be careful, he has angered the forces of RUST!
I can hardly bear the excitement over what the next page might be. Bear in mind that there were more bears. I wonder if the druid can find his bearings again after getting smacked in the head by that epic guard.
I didn’t know that the Paws button for bears, was there nose.
Ah yes the puns worked great. That guard either knew of this group coming or has seen them before. Still has chrome plated steel balls though.
My dad always warned me to beware the bear market
Man the Guards of this kingdom are just badass! Just makes me wonder what kind of things they’ve had to deal with if smacking a bear, even if that bear was really just a man, just seems so commonplace.
Well since it’s scrolled off the chat and not everyone probably saw it:
When travelling in Bear country, you should always carry pepper spray and have small bells on your clothing so you don’t surprise any bears.
Be sure to examine any bear dung to see what kind of bears are in the area.
Black Bear dung contains berry seeds and squirrel fur…
Grizzly Bear Dung contains lots of small bells and smells like pepper…
I guess that guard is a grizzly-ed veteran of animal attacks. Or maybe he’s part of an Animal Control Cub…
ok, I’ll stop–these are unbearable 😛
Now, that guard could have flicked the messenger on the nose instead of slapping him, that would have been a ten, instead, this gets a nine!
XD
Slapping a bear is truly a Kodiak moment…
They just want to Bear it all! Just a bunch of Bear-foot boys hitting the big city!
This guard is what i call awesome.
Guard: 3
Bear Dude: 0
to put it simply…Royal Guards FTW!!!
This explains why the regular guards from earlier on were so feeble: all the “ninja juice” was poured into the Royal Guards, leaving almost no ninjutsu for the regular guys.
Royal Guards: There is no amount of awesome that they do not possess.
@Cranky Gifted, Not Mad Genius
Yep. Well-known rule: All the ninjutsu has to go somewhere. And it went to the Royal Guards.
The balls on this guy! He just smacked a bear!
bitch slap!! i knew from the moment i saw those uber royal guard that i liked them. just dismiss the rampaginf grizzly with the back of the hand, literally… 😛
Back handed with a metal hand.
This guy is the s!!t