Exiern
Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Really, so standing around nude, we better then wearing wet clothes?
Not her fault… that she’s naked? 😛
But it wasn’t her fault. It was her pleasure!
Ok, guess this confirms that everything was happening at the same time, really don’t believe the Matron is that much of a perv that she would make Peonie (a tribal guest) stand around naked
Insectoid: this time? no, no it’s not her fault
Did Peonie expect someone else to come in? If not, why slap Tiff?
Ha! This is the Exiern I love. =)
It’s her one of her superpowers afterall. Peonie the nudist princess.
Ah, good, I was afraid Exiern was abandoning its core values. Good to see it hasn’t forgotten what makes this comic great.
In case you were wondering: it’s boobs.
Starting to that that Peonie under a bles..i mean a curse yes curse. Hey her mom disappeared maybe she was a succubus or something?
Typh would have knocked except…
1.) You can’t knock on a curtain.
2.) The kitchen IS a public place.
maybe Tiff was one of two twins, one male, one female, and Raviner, the politically-correct, feminist, gentle soul he was, had Tiff’s sister killed at birth.
Maybe Tiff was one of two twins, and the first-born one was female. Raviner-Behr, the politically correct, feminist-positive, Sensitive New Age Guy he was, had her killed, possibly due to prophecy, possibly because he was just that much of a jerk.
1) Where did all the people go? Didn’t they have work to do?
2) If enough time has passed for the people to finish their tasks, shouldn’t Peonie’s clothes (or at least her undergarments) be nice, dry and warm by now from hanging near one of the fires?
3) If the temperature is so cold that Peonie was at risk of freezing, shouldn’t she had been given at least a blanket?
4) Mighty barbarian warrior does not see a slap coming from a puny (spelled “peonie”) princess? No lightning-fast reflexes to block or avoid it? Color me unimpressed.
1) They are probably either still working in another part of the kitchen, or out getting clothes
2) This is only shortly after she got soaked/stripped
3) No towels on hand big enough for a busty princess?
4) Even if she was in a constant state of “fight or flight” (which she had no need of in the tribal kitchen), as Natelie explained in the ChatBox, no human would be fast enough
Maybe Tiff was one of two twins, and the first-born one was female. Raviner-Behr, the politically correct, feminist-positive, Sensitive New Age Guy he was, called in a wizard to have her changed into a guy, possibly due to prophecy, possibly because he was just that much of a jerk.
There. I fixed that for you. 😉
All snark aside, it is an interesting idea. And some recent comments by the characters in the story open it up as a possibility. 🙂
Do I sense a boob punch coming?
Ahh, memories… ^^
Hey… Maybe this claim of ‘it’s not my fault’ isn’t about the nudity, but about Tiffany’s current state. As in, ‘it’s not my fault you were in a position to be turned into a woman’?
Actually, in Peonie’s defense, nudity might actually be slightly less cold than wearing the wet clothes. Nude, the water on her body would evaporate in a few minutes, while wet clothes would continue to wick heat out of her body for quite some time.
And if that explanation convinces you, I have some “bottom land” in the Everglades I’d like to sell you. Or a bridge. 😉
@T’Renn Well it’s good enough for me, would you consider part ex?
The slap delivered as Tiff walked through the curtain explains where everyone went, Peonie has been in berserk mode ever since her superpower got her soaked.
Is that water, or a blanket, on the floor behind her? It kinda looks like both. Oh well, punch her in the boob and let’s move on already. >;)
Jo: looks like her cloak in a puddle of water (cloak on her left, puddle behind her)
@T’Renn: Does your bridge offer include a troll?
A couple of factors in regards to Peonie’s state:
#1: Yes, it’s actually better to be naked than in wet clothes, at least in the short term. Which brings us to #2: the entire sequence is supposed to imply that all the backstory segues we’ve seen all happened at relatively the same time. Tiffany walks in on Peonie just a few minutes or so after she got doused.
No, T’Renn’s explanation is correct. Water absorbs a huge amount of energy when evaporating – more than 5x the energy needed to bring an equal volume of freezing water up to boiling temperature. i.e. if you weigh 100 lbs and your clothes are soaked with 2 pounds of water, that’s enough to drop your body temp to [math omitted] about 78 F if it all evaporated quickly – easily enough to kill you. So the most important thing is to get the wet clothes off of the person.
Of course the second thing you do is dry them off with a towel and cover them up with some blankets or dry clothes. But where’s the fun in that…?
That female simply can’t keep her clothes on.
you realize she still wearing the crown. The only piece of clothing she was supposed to strip out of…
Not a crown, that’s a coronet
I guess that having Peonie not get naked in a story will be a sign that the series is coming to a close or a sign of character growth.
Fur is WATERPROOF. Just wipe the water off the dress with a towel.
It has been a while since Peone had her latest “wardrobe malfunction,” and without at least one per adventure you could see it as a sign of the apocalypse…
O’course I get the impression everyone else was seeing genuine nudity, while I see some really badly shopped undies…