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by DanStanding on December 13, 2012 at 1:27 am
Posted In: 20 - The Wild North
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  1. GrimGhost
    December 13, 2012, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Not that I’m complaining, but–are there any FLAT-chested women in Exiern?

  2. TJ
    December 13, 2012, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Even when she not trying, she needs to get naked.

    I just realized all this, I wonder why that person wanted to speak to tiff, heh.

  3. Guesticus
    December 13, 2012, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me, or does Sana not look happy about Peonie helping her? (bet she dropped the carrot herself as an excuse to dump the water over Peonie)

  4. Jenshae
    December 13, 2012, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    Remember to vote!

  5. dragondeathlord
    December 13, 2012, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    @Guesticus Now Now, Remember Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
    Hanlon’s Razor

    It will be Nice to see a Blond Girl That Actually Matches the Dumb Clumsy Blond Stereotype! Though I might Judge to quickly Is this the Granddaughter and hows She pulling that trick ? You know the Breathing one? Thought they Ethnic Cleansed all blonds? Or is Neils Information Wrong?

  6. crypticmirror
    December 13, 2012, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Huge cans, glaiket expression, total klutz, I think we have finally found Peonie’s relative here.

  7. Matt [in Middletown]
    December 13, 2012, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    Tripped over a large carrot?
    Peonie seems ot have some kind of chaos magnet curse on her.

  8. Paul
    December 13, 2012, 10:31 am | # | Reply

    57% of statistics are made up.

  9. Korkman
    December 13, 2012, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    @grimghost.
    I think Sana’s are magically enhanced.

  10. Inconsiquential
    December 13, 2012, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    I’m just wondering why Grina asked Peonie to help Sana when Sana seemed to be handling it just fine and was only like 10 feet away. Kinda pointless…unless this was all a set up

  11. Inconsiquential
    December 13, 2012, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    @dragondeathlord – I believe Neils said that all outsiders were killed. Even if the Sana’s mother or father was an outsider, Sana herself would still be part of the clan.

  12. JMV
    December 13, 2012, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    OMG, it’s a cliffhanger. Who will save the princess now?

  13. dragondeathlord
    December 13, 2012, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

    @Inconsiquential Yes my mistake. http://www.exiern.com/?p=2263 Thanks for the clarification!

  14. Erik Thet
    December 13, 2012, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    Welp nothing for Peonie to do now but take off the whole outfit!

  15. Insectoid
    December 13, 2012, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    It was inevitable…

  16. Jormungandr
    December 14, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    I would say yay shirtless scene, but she’s clearly about to get eviscerated. Skinless, not so nice.

  17. Sargasso
    December 14, 2012, 4:57 am | # | Reply

    @GrimGhost: No, because this is a fetish comic?

  18. Guesticus
    December 14, 2012, 6:07 am | # | Reply

    Peonie hasn’t been around water much has she? Not if she believes she can block it with her arm O_o

  19. Kovnik
    December 14, 2012, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    @Sargasso Flat chests are a fetish too!

  20. DanStanding
    December 14, 2012, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    @GrimGhost/Sargasso/Kovik – I actually don’t recall there being any particular description of her bust size in the script. Just how the art came back to us.

  21. Inconsiquential
    December 14, 2012, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    @Jormungandr – Uh…eviscerated means to have your intestines (well, all your guts really) pulled out. It doesn’t mean to have your skin removed. Just saying ๐Ÿ˜‰

  22. Corseted
    December 14, 2012, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Did you mean for her hair to be half grey or is it a mistake?

  23. OrlahEhontas
    December 14, 2012, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    @Guesticus – the color change of the water in those last 2 panels from blueish-white to a grayish-white suggests to me that the water is freezing to ice in that last panel. In which case raising your arm to block it is chillingly appropriate. ๐Ÿ˜€

    On the other hand, if something is coming/flying at your face, be it water or wood, one of your first instincts is to get something up in front of your face to block it. Usually your arm which doesn’t do much good in the case of water, but instincts don’t really care about things like whether or not they work all the time, just so long as they work during the important times. Like when it’s wood. ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. Guesticus
    December 15, 2012, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    It was a (clearly failed) attempt at making a funny ๐Ÿ™

  25. chemiclord
    December 15, 2012, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    Interesting bit of note… the water in both panels is actually the same color… you’re witnessing an optical illusion stemming from the differing color of the background in each panel.

  26. Galdon
    December 15, 2012, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think those theories on burns will come to fruition. recall that water tends to produce steam when it is significantly warmer than the surrounding air. This water is not steaming. (also the pot is being held with bare hands, so its unlikely it was already heated)

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