Exiern
Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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And again we ask what is that dress made of? cause it’s holding up very well.
My guess is silk.
Tiff has a very direct approach to problem solving.
“Yes, I feel about as stupid as expected.” is in a similar league as “This hurt about as much as expected.”
Really bad news for someone who relied on this advantage when she finds that this has already been accounted for. You can’t expect to _play_ it to your advantage the way you thought.
Tiff is crazy-buff. 😀 Too bad she doesn’t have any horseradish…
Extra badass that she’s hitting hard enough to make big sparks.
I have heard that silk is durable, but I don’t think it has the ability to withstand Tiff’s superhuman clothing-destruction powers, as this dress does. No, I still have to go with either Kevlar or adamantium. I mean, it hasn’t taken a scratch this entire time.
Now, the translucent shoulder throw? That could be silk.
My guess would be fine-spun orichalcum.
I’m willing to bet that it is made of some durable fabric that reacts to stressful situations by holding up really well and then disintegrates at the appropriate comedic and/or cheesecake opportunity.
Right now, it’s really unhealthy to draw Tiff’s attention.
Oooo… maybe it’s spider silk? Weighs nothing, stronger than kevlar!
I think the witch realized the same thing that Tiff has, termination of the witch terminates the jello golems, which is very bad for said witch.
TYphan-Knee is back and this is one of the few times I have seen such a scared face and laughed.
Personally I think TYphan-Knee is quite cleaver, how many fighters state the opponent’s weakness then proceed to beat the ever living crap out of said opponent without using said weakness.
I’m wondering what kind of adhesive she’s using to keep her boobs in the dress. Do they have duct tape in this universe?
@Fallen Saint, Anime physics
I’m kinda disappointed that no made the obvious, “Hur hur… make them wet…” joke.
@FallenSaint: That is because her dress is made of plotconvenientium, sister element to unobtainium.
Well, I was gonna go with Robin and say spideersilk. “Can stop bullets” i.e. Heather Brown aka Spinerette, but Random Gay Fan could have it down, too. @Lancelot dead on buddy.
@chemiclord. I agree. It’s rather strange considering the nature of this comic that “make you wet” when addressing naked female forms didn’t get a reaction.
There’s the Clever Solution, and the Barbarian solution. Guess which one Tiff prefers?
Alright, Tiff do the right thing and make sweet love to her.
@ Ether101 that’s only for the special people in the ESCarchive.
We plebian commoners have to make do with once a year entry on xmas :”P
People asking how her dress is staying up, take the word of a dressmaker (i.e. me) – just because a dress looks loose or flimsy on the outside doesn’t mean there isn’t some serious strapping-in going on inside it. My guess is there is some fairly tight corseting happening underneath that (either with an actual corset or a lining within the dress itself), so there’s no way anything is going to “fall out”.
Come to think of it, I have been considering attemting to replicate this dess design (maybe for some kind of cos-play situation, maybe just for the hell of it). Too bad all my current funds are going towards my college work…
*sigh* OK, how’s this – “I can think of a way to make them wet, but Peonie already stated that they taste nasty, so that’s out…”
Cracked.com demonstrates why I don’t want Muscular Legged Tiffany back. Please keep her pretty pins.
A valid point.
Thanks for the link. I think my favorite is the SkiFree reference.
Tiff needs to get who ever made her dress to make her whole wardrobe.
has there been any info on whether or not an Exiern book 2 will ever be available
Yes, I am currently working on a second book, but I have no ETA at this time.
thank you
And now you’re dead. XD