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Sounds Clever To Me

by DanStanding on January 24, 2012 at 4:45 am
Posted In: 18 - New Paths
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  1. TheGeek
    January 24, 2012, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    And again we ask what is that dress made of? cause it’s holding up very well.

  2. Peregrin
    January 24, 2012, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    My guess is silk.

  3. Fairportfan
    January 24, 2012, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    Tiff has a very direct approach to problem solving.

  4. David
    January 24, 2012, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    “Yes, I feel about as stupid as expected.” is in a similar league as “This hurt about as much as expected.”

    Really bad news for someone who relied on this advantage when she finds that this has already been accounted for. You can’t expect to _play_ it to your advantage the way you thought.

  5. Insectoid
    January 24, 2012, 6:40 am | # | Reply

    Tiff is crazy-buff. 😀 Too bad she doesn’t have any horseradish…

  6. Peyote Short
    January 24, 2012, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Extra badass that she’s hitting hard enough to make big sparks.

  7. deanatay
    January 24, 2012, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    I have heard that silk is durable, but I don’t think it has the ability to withstand Tiff’s superhuman clothing-destruction powers, as this dress does. No, I still have to go with either Kevlar or adamantium. I mean, it hasn’t taken a scratch this entire time.

    Now, the translucent shoulder throw? That could be silk.

  8. Pocket Lord Sephirjon
    January 24, 2012, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    My guess would be fine-spun orichalcum.

  9. Static
    January 24, 2012, 10:26 am | # | Reply

    I’m willing to bet that it is made of some durable fabric that reacts to stressful situations by holding up really well and then disintegrates at the appropriate comedic and/or cheesecake opportunity.

  10. meps98
    January 24, 2012, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    Right now, it’s really unhealthy to draw Tiff’s attention.

  11. Robin
    January 24, 2012, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    Oooo… maybe it’s spider silk? Weighs nothing, stronger than kevlar!

  12. Eric
    January 24, 2012, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    I think the witch realized the same thing that Tiff has, termination of the witch terminates the jello golems, which is very bad for said witch.

  13. MadMann135
    January 24, 2012, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    TYphan-Knee is back and this is one of the few times I have seen such a scared face and laughed.
    Personally I think TYphan-Knee is quite cleaver, how many fighters state the opponent’s weakness then proceed to beat the ever living crap out of said opponent without using said weakness.

  14. FallenSaint
    January 24, 2012, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    I’m wondering what kind of adhesive she’s using to keep her boobs in the dress. Do they have duct tape in this universe?

  15. Lancelot
    January 24, 2012, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    @Fallen Saint, Anime physics

  16. chemiclord
    January 24, 2012, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    I’m kinda disappointed that no made the obvious, “Hur hur… make them wet…” joke.

  17. Random Gay Fan
    January 24, 2012, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    @FallenSaint: That is because her dress is made of plotconvenientium, sister element to unobtainium.

  18. Tajz
    January 24, 2012, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    Well, I was gonna go with Robin and say spideersilk. “Can stop bullets” i.e. Heather Brown aka Spinerette, but Random Gay Fan could have it down, too. @Lancelot dead on buddy.

  19. Azure
    January 24, 2012, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    @chemiclord. I agree. It’s rather strange considering the nature of this comic that “make you wet” when addressing naked female forms didn’t get a reaction.

  20. Elfguy
    January 25, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    There’s the Clever Solution, and the Barbarian solution. Guess which one Tiff prefers?

  21. Ether101
    January 25, 2012, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    Alright, Tiff do the right thing and make sweet love to her.

  22. WindSinger37
    January 25, 2012, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    @ Ether101 that’s only for the special people in the ESCarchive.
    We plebian commoners have to make do with once a year entry on xmas :”P

  23. Ghost
    January 25, 2012, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    People asking how her dress is staying up, take the word of a dressmaker (i.e. me) – just because a dress looks loose or flimsy on the outside doesn’t mean there isn’t some serious strapping-in going on inside it. My guess is there is some fairly tight corseting happening underneath that (either with an actual corset or a lining within the dress itself), so there’s no way anything is going to “fall out”.

    Come to think of it, I have been considering attemting to replicate this dess design (maybe for some kind of cos-play situation, maybe just for the hell of it). Too bad all my current funds are going towards my college work…

  24. deanatay
    January 25, 2012, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    *sigh* OK, how’s this – “I can think of a way to make them wet, but Peonie already stated that they taste nasty, so that’s out…”

  25. CrypticMirror
    January 25, 2012, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    Cracked.com demonstrates why I don’t want Muscular Legged Tiffany back. Please keep her pretty pins.

  26. DanStanding
    January 25, 2012, 10:26 am | # | Reply

    A valid point.

    Thanks for the link. I think my favorite is the SkiFree reference.

  27. Deb
    January 25, 2012, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    Tiff needs to get who ever made her dress to make her whole wardrobe.

  28. mrd143
    January 26, 2012, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    has there been any info on whether or not an Exiern book 2 will ever be available

  29. DanStanding
    January 26, 2012, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    Yes, I am currently working on a second book, but I have no ETA at this time.

  30. mrd143
    January 31, 2012, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    thank you

  31. J.P.
    June 6, 2013, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    And now you’re dead. XD

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