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Not As Dead As I Expected

by DanStanding on January 17, 2012 at 6:06 am
Posted In: 18 - New Paths
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  1. Gio T
    January 17, 2012, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    Well, that brings a whole new spin to “crashing the party”.

  2. David
    January 17, 2012, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    “Hurt about as much as I expected” actually is good. It hurt a lot more than expected to slap the priest. Now if just the beer tasted as good as expected again…

  3. Doc Savage
    January 17, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Ouch. I’ve gone through glass like that. It hurts worse than you’d think.

  4. Random Gay Fan
    January 17, 2012, 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Self-defenestration FTW.

  5. Azure
    January 17, 2012, 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Good thing she didn’t cut any major arteries. Special “jump through glass windows” training? What did she do with her Fractured sword?

  6. Hikaro
    January 17, 2012, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    No, our indestructible warrior princess is hurt! NOOOOOO!!!!

  7. deanatay
    January 17, 2012, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Hooray! Now this story is officially ‘slash’ fic! 🙂 You will note, though, that despite the glass cuts covering Tiff’s body, the dress – still undamaged. Not even the gauzy wrap on her shoulders! Adamantium fibers. Gotta be.

  8. deanatay
    January 17, 2012, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    Look at that Honey Tiff, smashing through glass, beating up bad guys! All covered with glass cuts, glass shards stabbing into her bare feet – Honey Tiff don’t care! She’s so nasty!

  9. DaMan
    January 17, 2012, 9:46 am | # | Reply

    Is it me, or is Tiff beginning to look more and more like her/his old self? Check the arms on the last panel.

  10. Rock
    January 17, 2012, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    Oooh, I think Tiffany enjoyed that! She’ll probably enjoy bashing the bad guys’ heads in even more! ^_^

  11. Zeneger01
    January 17, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    At least Tiffan-Knee isn’t barefoot. That would have made the landing way more painful that it was.

  12. Ice Raven
    January 17, 2012, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    Well judging buy Peonie at least the ruling class hear believe in waxing and or Plucking (ouch) she be cleen! 🙂

  13. Rock
    January 17, 2012, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder whether Tiffany will say something like “I’ve been repressing a lot of frustration from someone who looks a lot like you” before she beats up the Gelateonies, or whether she will find some way of restraining them instead of squishing them.

  14. dmbgrunt
    January 17, 2012, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    Actually suspect Tiff’s curse might be adapting-not to his/her image of the ideal woman, but rather, to his/her fiery barbarian blood. (Could be, that unbeknownst to single Barbarians, the real truth of Northern women, is that they’re scarier in nine ways than the men…)

  15. Harles
    January 18, 2012, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Thats some well placed glass

  16. WindSinger37
    January 18, 2012, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    “Hell hath no fury like a women scorned”………or in this case, “no fury like a woman squished into a tight adamantium fitting dress, electrocuted, almost burned, cut with glass, and…oh yes…hit on the head with a candlestick (you could kill someone with that :P)”

  17. Ether101
    January 18, 2012, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    And yet the dress isn’t hurt at all.

  18. Kittydin
    January 18, 2012, 6:30 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else notice she has a gash on her left arm under the wrap, but the wrap isn’t touched.

  19. deanatay
    January 18, 2012, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    Aha! I’ve got it! The dressmaker ran out of time, and in desperation, went to the priests, who cast an illusion glamer to make Tiff’s dress! She’s not actually wearing anything, there’s just an illusion of clothing! Mmm, naked under her clothes… That’s why its still intact, and why she can take wounds without damaging the dress. Doesn’t explain how she can hike it up, though…drat.

  20. Darkside
    January 18, 2012, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    I’m surprised that last panel got past the censor.

  21. Ghost
    January 18, 2012, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    @deanatay – Technically, everyone is naked under their clothes…

  22. nikkijo
    January 19, 2012, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    when she went tru the window the wrap probably rode up just enough for her to get a slash on the arm.

  23. Schwarzer Ritter
    January 21, 2012, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    The window lookes like it could be opened…

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