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you know if Peonie only had smaller boobs she’d be able to wriggle free.
And guards, if you are going to subdue someone that you suspect may resist, try going equiped for actual subduing. I mean, at least bring a net or ropes, or something to tangle them up a bit. What were you expecting to do, just dogpile on him?
Maybe they don’t plan on subduing, maybe they plan on something less humane.
Also don’t dare suggest giving anyone smaller boobs, that is just blasphemy.
What this webcomic needs is a lot more male eye-candy.
Oh my word… we at least finally get to see Neils’ effects on normal people instead of magically enhanced homonculi, gives us a much better scope of his abilities.
Also, before this becomes a boob-related-comment-string, no, actually CrypticMirror, she couldn’t even if they were. Notice how her elbows are locked, with her hands being held in place by the last twist? If she can’t un-bend herr elbows, there’s no wiggling out of there.
However, if that particular locking *hadn’t* been used, she’d be able to get out of there, big boobs and all. The loop is big enough to get her shoulders through, so it’s easily big enough to get her breasts through. Fact of life, no matter how much hentai has taught us otherwise, unless the waist is wider than the shoulders (fat, un-questionably fat) the breasts never reach a mass that exceeds the shoulders either.
Moving on, I can’t wait to see what happens when our bespectacled bandanna-wearing Captain decides to save his men from Neils.
Bet there a distraction and Urtica has not underestimated him at all. And the Guards are a distraction.
I haven’t checked the back pages, but could Bohr be ready for battle yet?
Bohr was my thought as well. They were working on him. I would not be surprise if he were ready for action now or soon. And I hope he comes in to save the day, and the remnants of the Third Lance.
I agree with MNH, NEVER suggest giving anybody smaller boobs. In fact, I think Peonie needs bigger boobs. Of course, my rape senses would be tingling more often if she did.
@thaylien
Do you mind, my seething jealousy at not having a chest like the pneumatic princess is trying to make her *talents* a secret achilles heel as part of a process to make me feel better. In my mind Peonie’s boobs are far too large and if she had more modest proportions (i.e. like me) then she wouldn’t be stuck, hanging on her own chest as she tries to wriggle free. And in my mind that is exactly how things will go, okay.
Eh, not everyone likes huge breasts. Personally, I prefer average to small.
Huge breasts are also known for causing significant back problems and sagging.
“Thaylien
July 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm | #
Oh my word… we at least finally get to see Neils’ effects on normal people instead of magically enhanced homonculi, gives us a much better scope of his abilities.”
Wait aren’t Neils and Bohr magically enhanced homonculi??? That or mechanical constructs.
If it makes you feel better at all Cryptic, I’m engaged to a woman with rather… hmm… I think people call it the ‘waif’ look ^^ What can I say? Tall, bearded men are attracted to short, slim-proportioned women.
Doesn’t mean that we can’t appreciate the fine art of the large bust, especially when it comes to our favourite characters. Nor does it ever mean, unless she attempts to be an olympic limbo champion, or run the marathon, that big breasts are an inconvenience to anybody drawn into a comic.
Be jealous not, my young minion, your proportions are attractive still (not that I’ve seen you, as you don’t have a website linked into your gravatar as I do) and you can rest easy in that fact. Tip for dating; pick on the tall, slightly bookish (look for non-fashion glasses) men, they have trouble with the ladies usually, and will be more surprised at the attention than you are surprised at the positive feedback ^^
“What can I say? Tall, bearded men are attracted to short, slim-proportioned women.”
Hrm, this explains why I cannot grow a beard… moar b00bies plz!
So, far, the Third Lance isn’t doing too well against Neils’ badassedness. He doesn’t seem to be pulling his punches, either. Hope they’ve got an ace up their sleeve…
Did anyone else notice the rice krispy’s slogan? 🙂
Doesn’t the Third Lances captain look a little bit like Doctor Jackson in Stargate?
The breasts in this comic are ridiculous, but that’s what comes with a fetish comic I suppose.
It’s decently drawn otherwise.
@Gemai You are so right.
Okay, seriously, PF is right, this is a fetish comic, not only that, but it’s fantasy – different rules apply. Plus, it’s the artist’s choice for big boobs or not. Clearly the artist enjoys drawing huge boobs.
Well, duh. For the artist, the pay is the same whether he draws stripper-couldbees or anorexic runway models. So why not have fun with the job and draw volleyball-sized boobies?
Honestly, with some of the other comics I see ads for around the internetz, Peonie’s boobs are really not that big 0.o
That being said, I hope the bandana-captain has some moves to take on Neils…or that Tiffany remembers whom she’s suppose to be protecting.
The guy is really called Urtica ?
There is no ‘z’ in ‘internet’. And Urtica is the king.
Oh I’m sorry, I meant “tEh INtErNeTz” Silly me.
Hopefully he’s more then just a redshirt. Be nice to see two non magic guys fight awesomely.
Also @Yara grey your avatar pic is beyond incredible. Me Gusta
Why do I have the feeling that this is going to be the T-n-T save the day episode?
How does one crack their knuckles in full plate armor?
@Doug if they both save the day it would be kinda of a nice bonding experience for both of them. Plus reaffirms Tiff’s own self-worth.
Neils… Bohr… #facepalm for not realizing that sooner.