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She’d like a big one !!
*snicker* 😀
I’m starting to dislike the Princess. She is just Daddy’s evil little girl.
I don’t think Peonie is evil, she’s just made a decision based on possibly incomplete information. She’s assumed that Tiffany would accept a comfortable home life with children without asking if she’d prefer to be the mom or the dad. Given the amount of actual child care and housekeeping she’d have to do as Queen, Tiffany’s answer might surprise us.
Well, Peonie did ask. At this point, I’m not even sure Tiffany wouldn’t be ok with the whole being queen deal.
“I’d like a big one.”
That’s what SHE said……
Oh, hang on a second.
If the barbarian decides to become the Queen for an easy life and be require to shoot out kids that sounds an awfully like a really old profession to me. The barbarian specifically said “a place of my own” as Queen it would belong to the country or King depending how this country is set up, not the Queen. The two can’t coexist at the same time. Plus becoming the King’s brood mare is disgusting, the barbarian would have to actually sleep with that evil, vile, despicable man. Plus as a brood mare there would be blood covered babies coming out of the urinary dispenser, that is just sick. Then you have to listen to them scream until some medical professional or midwife or whatever takes it away to be raised by nannies and teachers. At that point all the barbarian would have accomplished is several hours of pain to continue the cycle of keeping the King happy just to be rich, that is a sad sad life and pathetic for a warrior.
Another thing I forgot to mention, if the barbarian doesn’t attempt to kill the King after finding out what the King has planned then I will be sorely disappointed in the barbarian. Then there is the renouncing of Peonie as her friend for being complicit.
TYphan-Knee/Tiffany has spots in many of my fetishes.
Tall, strong and blond. In that armor she fits my hot amazon interest very well.
If she calmed down a bit I would marry her in a heartbeat… that is if she would not mind marrying me.
Oh please oh please may she NEVER marry that manipulative sugar daddy bastard.
I agree wholeheartedly with MNH. Tiffany better kick the man in the crotch when she finds out what’s going on. That way she won’t need to be his baby machine.
First off there are some places in history where the queen was the ruler not the king. Second i think Peonie slowly starts to forget that tiff was once a man. Which is natural i mean it has been how long? I am still surprised that tiff did not had those … regular problems woman have every months xD … maybe yet.
Actually she has. Just it’s not too interesting a story point. After all the funniest thing about that time of the month is “Super Female Rage.” And as Tiffany herself pointed out… “it was that time I was really angry.” (or something I can’t seem to find the page.” Which is kinda like saying “it’s the episode where gilligan screws it up for everyone.”
Point is, it was brought up that she does but the author copped out on us with a hand wave. All hail the mighty drowemos!
Tiffany should demand a prenup from the king before anything. Have a list of demands, in fact.
Madmann135 I quite agree with you. Though during parts of the month I would have a different address. I also would make sure that is absolutely was what the barbarian wanted in that body.
Is it wrong that aside from the girls looking hot I’d really rather be reading about the kids???
I think Tiff should have mentioned that she’d like to be turned back into a man before having kids, Peone might have warned her/him about her father with that kind of a reminder.
Heh. Despite Nixx constantly railing against them, I rather enjoy the kids’ storyline too.
I remember the post about her have a “time of the month”. I think the page got pulled in a redesign. I wish he would put the old classic art back up somewhere again. There was interesting plot stuff happening that never got redrawn… and well.. some of the professionally drawn pages got pulled as well in the name of making a smooth transition.
I hate the kids. I hate all kids. Please tell me magic hand is almost out of the picture.
That sounds like a serious physchological issue there MNH. Kind of hard to go through life without encountering children unless you somehow manage to abolish the term all together and make it so there are no separate age groups.
Has it not occurred to anyone that maybe Tiffany is talking about wanting a big GOAT!? Just throwing it out there.
Sound advice on every bottle of aspirin.
“Keep away from children”.
Your all assuming that Tiffany was talking about children when Peonie mentioned kids. Maybe she wants young goats to raise on her land and misunderstood the “civilized” slang of speaking of young children as if they are young goats.
I think the princes misunderstood by what typhanny ment.
I doubt she’d marry the king. I don’t think she’s comfortable with the idea with being with a guy yet.
Sided note, it would be fun if she met a female warrior that was into women.
I just noticed Tiff scratching her butt. I always liked that even though she has a female body, she’s still pretty butch .
Male or female, she’s still a barbarian.
My problem with kids stems from kids I meat at work. I want to strangle them just to shut their screaming mouths then I want to beat the parents for being sissy mother frakkers that can’t keep their kids quiet and having the nerve to bring the loud mouth bastards out with them.
The barbarian is not very butch, other than the fighting and butt scratching she still pretty feminine.
Heh. I hear you there MNH. People pamper their kids too much.
To much political garbage makes it “evil” to spank your kids. The true evil is politicians and the nanny state they created, it makes me sick.
Tiffany can be sweet sometimes. She can also rip you a new one some times. Wonder which Tiffany Isabel is going to see.
Kids, can’t live with them……
End of sentence.
You turn kids into Meat at work? Ewww…
@MNH
I just thought you would be interested in learning that babies not not, in fact, “come out of the urinary dispenser”. In women, the reproductive and urinary systems are distinct.
@ Abeo: close enough, don’t really care.
I had this one kid at work just lay in on the car horn for the entire duration the stupid mother was waiting in line, made it nearly impossible to hear the buffoons. That was 8 hours ago, my head still hurts, I would totally support lethal injection for that brat or the electric chair which ever would hurt worst.
Why does she need a dress? What she’s wearing now looks plenty fancy to me, and far more fitting for her station as bodyguard.
5 bucks says Ash’s left hand contains a Pokeball