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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Sure, why not. XD
Having the King as your 4th can’t be awkward can it? I don’t even hang out with my boss.
How many more atrocities did he do???
Heh heh, this one made me chuckle, thanks!
I’m really loving the King’s guards.
That is one CHILL king. Just about everything he does is relaxed, yet
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That is one CHILL king. Just about everything he does is relaxed, yet thoroughly planned in advance… is he related to Batman?
Well probably closes that he has to friends at the castle anyways. After all they get to hear all his scheming and don’t hold it against him.
He’s so nervous, his helmet is sweating!
I love the guard guy!
BEST. KING. EVER.
King: “Nah, just pulling your leg. Report to torture chamber #3 within an hour.”
The thing is… I think the Knight was trying to crack a joke.
The reply was the real punchline.
Maybe he’s not *such* an asshat after all. XD XD XD
LOVE THAT GUARD.
@Tama
The king’s real name is Bruce Wayne.
The guard is just plain awesome.
This was all a secret plot to get on that bowling team. Including the evil wizard, probably arranged to get a grimmore dropped where he’d find it…
The guards and the king are AWESOME!
I think this quote by Todd in the Shadows is most appropriate here: “Dude,I am SO glad I’m not you.”
Anyone remember the last time an evil boss was asked to be the 4th on a Bowling League team? Just a reminder: it was on The Simpsons, and it didn’t end well for the other 3
Warning, do not allow the unapologetically Evil King to keep score.
Calvin: “What’s the score?”
Hobbes: “Two billion to 1, my favor.”
Calvin: “IT IS NOT!!!”
Hobbes: “Keep score yourself, then.”
Best bowling team in the kingdom