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Swords, Sorcery, And Then Some!
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Written by Scott T. Hicken with art by Antipus, the comic updates Mondays. Please check out the Archive to enjoy the earlier adventures of Typh and Peonie!
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“I found something better than the North Wind – I found a can opener that will work on this Giant Economy Size can of Grade A Whupass I’ve been carrying around.”
And when Typh meets her brother, she will hold the “North Wind” and say “fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my sword and said, by the power of YOUR SKULL!” (THWACK!) “I HAVE THE POWER!” (Lightning strikes Will-Line. Suddenly, “he” is a “she.”) “Hmm, now you’re the woman we always knew YOU were. Enjoy all those wonderful masked assassins coming your way. I would have enjoyed the one you sent, but King Urtica told me not to kill him, and I RESPECT Urtica.”
10 to 1 North Wind will not let her kill him, bc its the Shaman that sent the Assassin. With the help of colonel mustard with the candlestick in the library!
@Chris Godsey if by “dealt with” you mean someone might find the north wind IN them then yes it will be, remember barbarians aren’t necessarily the best psychologists you know, “Your angry kill someone or something brutally you’ll feel better and strangely satisfying, trust me I [barbarian psychologist] know from experience”
@mike Well in all fairness that dose normally work. And if Tiff loses she dies and goes to glory. If Tiff wins she become Ruler and IS the Law ether way its a Legal win win. And if her Brother is actually guilty of anything it might make her feel better.
But do we realize the joke here ?
We No Tiff was a Killer of young women and Will-Line only ever killed as far as we know to protect his mother and Tiff, and Avenge incent dead women.. The only bad thing he dose to his People they indicated was he stopped the women Hunting and fighting and since he came to rule Pillaging and rape became less Popular with Ash tribe.
I think Will-Line got a bigger secret that his dad would hate more than a Gay son. I think Will-Line is secretly Good Noble and Honorable as Secretly Peonies Dad is Evil ..
ManWitch: yeah, but the way she… paused, makes it seem (to me) like she was originally going to say “You’re alive!” (and said in a not-good way, as though she expected The Ming to have dealt with her)
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I I I I I’M guessing there is going to be some pent-up aggression getting worked through soon-ish.
Never seen Tiff so geared up before
“I found something better than the North Wind – I found a can opener that will work on this Giant Economy Size can of Grade A Whupass I’ve been carrying around.”
This is a wonderful handover.
@Fairportfan: Curse you, get out of my head! I was gonna make a very similar comment and now you ruined it … mnah!!! 😛
Um, ah, sooo, anyway … go Tiff!
Click – clack
Front and back
It’s time to kick a!s … and she doesn’t need to take any names. She already knows ’em.
does that meme about that escalated quickly apply?
So now we find out what Brother Dear has against Tiffany.
And when Typh meets her brother, she will hold the “North Wind” and say “fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my sword and said, by the power of YOUR SKULL!” (THWACK!) “I HAVE THE POWER!” (Lightning strikes Will-Line. Suddenly, “he” is a “she.”) “Hmm, now you’re the woman we always knew YOU were. Enjoy all those wonderful masked assassins coming your way. I would have enjoyed the one you sent, but King Urtica told me not to kill him, and I RESPECT Urtica.”
10 to 1 North Wind will not let her kill him, bc its the Shaman that sent the Assassin. With the help of colonel mustard with the candlestick in the library!
Is it just me, or is matron a little too shocked to see Tiff, alive?
@Cerulean Lion: bet it has to do with their parents’ deaths.
@Guesticus: possibly, or maybe she’s shocked Tiff is still a woman.
@Chris Godsey if by “dealt with” you mean someone might find the north wind IN them then yes it will be, remember barbarians aren’t necessarily the best psychologists you know, “Your angry kill someone or something brutally you’ll feel better and strangely satisfying, trust me I [barbarian psychologist] know from experience”
@mike Well in all fairness that dose normally work. And if Tiff loses she dies and goes to glory. If Tiff wins she become Ruler and IS the Law ether way its a Legal win win. And if her Brother is actually guilty of anything it might make her feel better.
But do we realize the joke here ?
We No Tiff was a Killer of young women and Will-Line only ever killed as far as we know to protect his mother and Tiff, and Avenge incent dead women.. The only bad thing he dose to his People they indicated was he stopped the women Hunting and fighting and since he came to rule Pillaging and rape became less Popular with Ash tribe.
I think Will-Line got a bigger secret that his dad would hate more than a Gay son. I think Will-Line is secretly Good Noble and Honorable as Secretly Peonies Dad is Evil ..
So Tiff Is the Evil Ruler returned we are rooting for and Will-Line maybe the hero king we are booing…
I would LOVE it if Tiff found a way to share her curse with Will-Line much like it’s been transferred to Ce and the monks.
Unless he’s figured out some magic though, I doubt it can happen. The curse only seems to spread when there is other magic involved.
Damn, I catch up now, well, now to wait, the story keeps getting good.
ManWitch: yeah, but the way she… paused, makes it seem (to me) like she was originally going to say “You’re alive!” (and said in a not-good way, as though she expected The Ming to have dealt with her)
@charles81 All she got to do is wish it..Like said before.
http://www.exiern.com/2007/10/04/best-luck-wish/
http://www.exiern.com/2008/04/11/epilog/
Even if she got no idea she can do that.All she need do is say ,(I Wish.) I.E. “I wish you had some idea whats this is like brother!”