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An Unexpected Realization




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An Unexpected Realization

by ScottHicken on December 27, 2016 at 1:46 am
Chapter: 28 - A River Runs To It
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  1. MadCat221
    December 27, 2016, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Never thought a psychotic smirk accompanying a proposal to engage in wanton slaughter would look like a good thing…

  2. Medron Pryde
    December 27, 2016, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Oh…wow…

    this will be…fun…

    😉

  3. Fairportfan
    December 27, 2016, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Urtica is Not A Nice Man.

    He is, in fact, Notter A Nice Man than i thought.

  4. Jake
    December 27, 2016, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Urtica is a pretty open minded guy. Also, I like that Typhan-Knee also knew he’d have a mission for him.

  5. Valencrow
    December 27, 2016, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    Can i go to. That sounds like the most fun ever.

  6. Mark
    December 27, 2016, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    I wanna go, I’ll bring along my anvil and heavy metalworking hammers as well.

  7. Lord Verminus
    December 27, 2016, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    I. LIKE. THIS. PLAN.

    Also with Urtica grinning like that in the last panel, I can’t decide if he is the devil incarnate or the cheesy vilian/govenor in one of those old films set in the days of the Spanish colonisation of america….

  8. Gallstone
    December 27, 2016, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    Were his eyes always yellow….? 0_ò

    I suddenly see an opportunity for Peonie to stay in the story!

  9. Simon
    December 27, 2016, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Sounds about right. “I can’t give you missions anymore, because you’re a violently-inclined barbarian with a history of assaulting churchmen… hence, you’re being exiled. But now that you’re off the leash, would you like the addresses of some of our least-favorite churchmen?”

  10. Gio
    December 27, 2016, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    And that’s how you put laughter in slaughter.

  11. Guesticus
    December 27, 2016, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Typh: “Why didn’t you say that sooner? How soon do I leave?”

    Good to see the walking suits of armour again, and their lovely banter 😀

    Why didn’t Typh reply to the lizard with “Luggage” o_O

  12. Larathiel
    December 27, 2016, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    @Guesticus: Typh doesn’t see being called “barbarian” as an insult, particularly after seeing how the so-called “civilized” peoples conduct themselves. Thus to reply with a put-down would have betrayed that they had perceived “barbarian” as a put-down. By replying in terms of how they see the word barbarian (rather than how others do), Typh disarmed Alycia’s barb and came out looking like the bigger person.

  13. uhl
    December 27, 2016, 8:59 am | # | Reply

    Bwahahaha! I love Urtica! Giving Typh free license to kill the two things she hates most, genocidal priests of Rem, and paedophiles! Alicia coming along isn’t a bad idea as the “internal voice” wants to go on a killing rampage too, and what better outlet than that.

  14. Motorcycle
    December 27, 2016, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    So, how much for I to join in on this little vacation? My doctor says I need to get out & enjoy myself more, after all.

  15. norman728
    December 27, 2016, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    so now either have “hard Traveling Heroes” or Thelma and Louise fantasy edition. edition or “the DRagon with the Girl Tattoo”

  16. Andor
    December 27, 2016, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    That slasher grin right there in the last panel would give a dragon nightmares. I approve!

  17. kailuun
    December 27, 2016, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh that s!!t eating grin was the funniest thing I have seen in this comic for quite a while. Well played.

    I approve.

  18. Ether
    December 27, 2016, 11:20 am | # | Reply

    MadCat221, you haven’t seen the right animes. Hellsing is the first thing that comes to mind, there’s a plethora of crazy smiles there.

  19. jonathan d wint
    December 27, 2016, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

    He keeps this up Tiff might reconsider the marrage!

  20. CPUGuy1
    December 27, 2016, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

    WHOA!!!

    Don’t know what to say after that …
    Both (maybe three) things so unexpected.

  21. ayh
    December 27, 2016, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

    Is Tiff still the ‘sister’ to the leader of one of the Northern clans?

    If so, then bad idea. If Tiff is the ‘sister’ of a clan chief in the North, then if she starts to kill church member then the Church could see that as an act of war from the North and start to sing some fire and brimstone down on her countrymen and women. And with Urtica ‘banishing’ Tiff, he can claim that she has nothing to do with him and thus remain neutral. He can sit back and watch as the North and the Church destroy each other and step in after all is done and reap the rewards.

    Heck, even if she is banished from the north as well, the Church may go after her family anyway just because they know it would hurt her to see them killed.

  22. zerotraveler
    December 27, 2016, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    –5-6 Comics ago–
    [“OH no, Sir Knee, You’d better super special pinky swears not go off your prison reservation to unman anymore child-molesters or we’ll be super-annoyed at you, Mister.”]

    Is someone gonna answer that phone? Because I F’ing called it!

  23. StarSword
    December 27, 2016, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    Urtica has a great rapeface, I just gotta throw that out there.

  24. Migraine Maldetete
    December 27, 2016, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

    Really, really like Urtica’s face in the last portion. Sooo perfect. And sexy as hell.

  25. Midwinter
    December 27, 2016, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    ANNNDDD another reason why I like Urtica so much. Why waste such a great asset in Typh to random exile, when you can provide them with the tools to go hunting on their way.

  26. greenstalker
    December 27, 2016, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

    I know a Joker grin when i see one………. 😛

  27. Ragingagnostic
    December 27, 2016, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    For the “fun” of it? Not unless there’s a paycheck involved.

  28. Chazz
    December 27, 2016, 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    …. Is it me, or in that last frame is he looking a little Colonel Sanders-ish?

  29. Kalrakh
    December 27, 2016, 11:36 pm | # | Reply

    That’s what you call good chaotic aligned king? 😀

  30. Jesse
    December 28, 2016, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Gotta say I’m enjoying the new style. Not as over the top sexy or buffooney, but real depth with a fair dose of humor mixed into it. I like how the characters are fleshing out, and not just as strutting eye candy. Urtica especially these last couple pages has been more impressive than I expected him to be. Sadly though, Typhan-knee is looking a bit drab. She’s always been a bombshell that rivals the princess. In all, fantastic job guys!

  31. Chaucer59
    December 28, 2016, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, King Baby, now you’re talkin’

  32. KittyK
    December 28, 2016, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    OMG I was just reading and then I saw the face in the last panel and cracked up. What a face.

  33. Silka
    December 28, 2016, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    … well sign ME right the f!!k up! I’ll even bring my own sword, and I ain’t even the one being banished! (Oh, can I keep any shiniez I happen to find during cleanup?)

  34. Cerulean Lion
    December 28, 2016, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    I have mixed feelings here. On the one hand, those child-rapists need killing.
    On the other Urtica is having so much /fun/ with it.

    That last panel is a masterpiece.

  35. GaiaMechanic
    December 28, 2016, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    I love this page, but my favorite part of it is the snippet of conversation between the two guards.

    The unexpected realization is that your barber doesn’t like you.

  36. Belgain Du'Ran
    December 29, 2016, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Every single time I start to hate this a!!!!!e, he turns around and does something that makes me love his character all over again. Seriously, f!!!!!g douche. Stop making me love you you a!!!!!e.

  37. Simon
    December 29, 2016, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    Kalrakh – chaotic alignment? No, that seems a stretch… textbook neutral, to my mind. One one hand, he’s an authority figure, and a master of making the laws work for him, and that seems to be his first choice. But on the other hand, he has no qualms about letting chaos off the leash, when lawful avenues are blocked.

    Indeed, this is a perfect illustration of him striking that balance – in his lawful guise he’s exiling Typh (and sending Alicia with her) as punishment for her crimes. And in his chaotic guise, he’s making sure they get exiled to the place where their particular brand of mayhem will be useful.

  38. JMV
    December 29, 2016, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    See, this is the perfect setup for some classic exiern humor. Some D&D or MMO satire. The next page should have Tiff saying “Ahh, a good old fashioned quest for a change. What’s the reward, and what do you want me to bring back? 10 Pedophile shoes?”

  39. Cerulean Lion
    December 30, 2016, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    @JMV: 10 pedophile shoes with the feet still in them.

  40. AlpineBob
    December 30, 2016, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    @ JMV
    He’s just said it isn’t an official mission, and all Tiff can expect in recompense is “the fun of it.”
    I expect there will be some unofficial rewards, though…

  41. Simon
    December 30, 2016, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    @AlpineBob – I don’t think any extra reward is necessary, official or otherwise. This is one of those jobs where anyone in Tiff’s position would likely pay for the satisfaction of doing it…

  42. MetalicSoul
    December 30, 2016, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    Oh boy I have a feeling that this is going to be an attempt to get rid of that one guy that they couldn’t go after.

  43. knite
    December 30, 2016, 11:20 am | # | Reply

    Something tells me Typh’s gonna have a similar smile in the next page.

  44. Cerulean Lion
    January 1, 2017, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    I wonder. Can the dragonling get in on the fun?

  45. A
    January 2, 2017, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha, now we are talking!
    It is good to be king! And killer for rent!

  46. Jake
    January 3, 2017, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    @Jesse:

    That’s how Typhan-Knee likes it though, he prefers to wear drab clothes.

    @any

    No, Typhan-Knee was exiled from his homeland, remember?

  47. Thisguy
    July 27, 2017, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    That evil grin ruined any pun or joke I was going to make before.
    Oh god, make him stop.

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