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LOL, that look on Tiff’s face in the last panel. XD
Peonie: “Oh, boy… can I come tooooo? I promise not to get kidnapped more than twice…”
Ya know, i just really noticed that decorative thingie on Tiff’s armor, right in front of her … hips.
Come on, now Tiff. Don’t forget, he IS a growing Dragon. You need to keep him close so he doesn’t wind up eating the people in Urtica’s court. 😉
Hey I was finally right about something, Denver and Tiff have been spending quiet time in secluded rooms for …hem-hem…lessons. If that is what kids are calling it these days.
As Tucker would say “Bow Chicago bow bow”
No, that’s not all he’s worried about.
If Denver’s been giving Tiff lessons, then maybe she does know some letters now. That might negatively impact her barbarian cred – insofar as the boobs don’t entirely negate it.
@Fairportfan: that’s supposed to be a.. uh.. feminine codpiece?
@Insectoid agree completely on both fronts, her expression is in response to both “dammit, why is Peonie there to hear everything and yeah, she is totally going to get kidnapped and sidetrack my murder quest, sigh.”
@deanatay this is also true, 1st there are clearly no female warrior barbarians (just breedingstock i.e Gears of War but NOT Diablo 3, heh) in the North. But an educated female warrior, that can’t be good for said cred… not to mention nerdy, muscle-less scholar men (even the songweavers have more cred – they atleast fight) and large-chested, pampered-yet feisty (obnoxious – i.e. modern-term) princess, can’t be helping Tiff’s situation at all.
Hah?… I just noticed something, aside from the hilarity of last panel; in panel 2 it almost seems that Tiff’s boobs are now the same size as Peonie’s. So either Tiff has had a major growth spurt or Peonie’s boobs have just had a massive deflation. Thoughts?
I think the lessons he’s talking about is he’s been teaching her to read. Cause she did pretty good with that contract the King gave her. I mean I highly doubt it was all pictures. Plus you could see why Tiff wouldn’t consider reading lessons such a big deal that he should come with her someplace dangerous.
@tajz, Tiff’s armor seems to be a bit padded in all of its appearances. However in panel 2, peonie does look a bit smaller than usual.
@Random Gay Fan:
“Feminine codpiece”?
You mean like the feminine protective device a female rugby player referred to as a “manhole cover”?
@Fairportfan: Well, knights used to wear codpieces. Feminine codpieces do not exist, of course. I just made it up since Tiff has full body armour and the item in question (which I assume to be the metallic triangle in the second panel) is exactly where the codpiece should have been, except that it is a bit.. flat.. and with a bisecting line that looks suspiciously like.. a very deep cameltoe!?
That’s a belt buckle, RGF. A codpiece would go underneath and behind the loincloth she’s wearing between her legs…
Surely it’s either a Bevor or a Cowter 😉
Tho technically I think it’s a roundel on her fauld.
Does look rather like a quim tho dunnit. p;
That’s a lot of luggage for a barbarian…