Note:  The conversation about Peonie marring her rescuer was something that was brought up in the original comic drawn by yours truly.  Right now the archives of those pages are not on the web but they are still considered canon.  The upshot is the King offered Peonies hand in marriage to any brave soul who could rescue her from the clutches of the dark wizard Faden.  When Peonie heard about this she was annoyed.

And now you know… the rest of the the story.

Now friend let me tell you about Abistine Prune Pill.  Do you find yourself constipated after your Denny’s grand slam breakfast…