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Ah, to live in this universe and make a fortune selling clothes.
FEMALE ADVENTURER: Excuse me, I need to buy fourteen more tops, three skirts and – while I’m at it, do you have anything in a shred-proof halter top?
ME: I’m afraid not, madam. Everything I sell is designed with shredding in mind. It’s how I stay in business. However, as a courtesy, I’ll give you a wholesale discount.
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Ah, to live in this universe and make a fortune selling clothes.
FEMALE ADVENTURER: Excuse me, I need to buy fourteen more tops, three skirts and – while I’m at it, do you have anything in a shred-proof halter top?
ME: I’m afraid not, madam. Everything I sell is designed with shredding in mind. It’s how I stay in business. However, as a courtesy, I’ll give you a wholesale discount.
One dead naked chick later…
“…Whoops.”
“Yeah, should’ve jumped in there.”